Congratulations To The Fat Newlyweds

That's right, get use to feeding that fatty. You'll be doing plenty of it in your future. Nobody's doing anything until that whole cake is gone, so you may want to get out a shovel just to make things go a little smoother. And congratulations on this special new endeavor of your life.

58 Comments
  • killkenny January 5, 2011

    The rest of her "piece" of cake is on the table in front of her.

    +7
  • white_coward January 5, 2011

    In the white mans world these people are anorexic. Both lazy, Fat and think they are entitled because their fat cowardly parents had fat nasty sex in this country, Shes got a smelly monster pussy that would eat you up and he's got a cock that cannot be found, While the groom is sitting at home because he doesnt have a job he chats with other coward folks about when he was skinney he was in the war, And yes, he's white so you bet your ass hes lying.

    -48
  • thundermug January 5, 2011

    It's good to know OUJ found happiness after Elaine cheated on him.

    +3
  • joseffritzl January 5, 2011

    usually women put on weight AFTER weddings

    +8
  • wirrdo January 5, 2011

    is the groom Francis? The guy that got his Warcraft account hacked, if so then this must be Charlene thats a damn good catch make sure shes well fed otherwise you might look like a giant turkey to her

    +0
  • shw January 5, 2011

    That honeymoon suite is going to smell like bacon tonight.

    +4
  • buttdarts January 5, 2011

    Tell us how you really feel whitecoward. Nice long ass comment that everyone will -1. Jackass.

    +16
  • ghosthunter January 5, 2011

    hey white coward why don't you shut your monkey ass mouth up. ive seen more 400lb niggers on CS than any other website. They look like a happy couple. just they spend way to much on their food bill.. way too much.

    +18
  • yeayeayea January 5, 2011

    Boy, whitecoward is one frustrated black dude. Here, have some KFC. Feeling better?

    +23
  • boredshitless January 5, 2011

    That marriage license came with a list of side effects!

    +4
  • detroitleanin January 5, 2011

    That pair is a cardiologist's dream

    +3
  • catsyvixen January 5, 2011

    haha White Coward is jus jealous he aint the one feeding her the cake. bet he would hit it

    +14
  • douche101 January 5, 2011

    sounds like white coward needs his diaper changed

    +13
  • douche101 January 5, 2011

    reggin

    +1
  • ciplaya January 5, 2011

    @ white coward black people arent quiet skinny and with all the "soul food" you eat your most likely a good 200 or 300 pounds

    +11
  • atmydismay January 5, 2011

    even sadder she probably lost a good 20 to 30 lbs for the wedding!

    +7
  • fc420 January 5, 2011

    Why is whitecoward still allowed to post comments?

    +16
  • picklepuff January 5, 2011

    Hmmm tons of fun...

    Hey whitecoward are you jealous you didnt get to snag this giant white mudshark first? Guess she doesnt like the smell of bacon grease, ball sweat and cocoa butter.

    Bad monkey, no banana!

    +21
  • ohwickedwendi January 5, 2011

    Husband: "Shhhhh--don't tell her the cake has got tofu in it."

    Friend: "Uhhhh--what's tofu??"

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi January 5, 2011

    You know, white coward, if you were Native American, you would have the right to bitch about the white man. But you're nothing more than an unhappy, faggity, scared little man who hides behind a keyboard, and spews nothing but racial remarks against whites. Here at CS, I would like to think that we all are equal opportunity racists. Go back to school and get a blue's clue.

    +10
  • bucknuts January 5, 2011

    If she takes one more bite she'll pop like a tic.,.,.,.,

    +1
  • oicu8abullet January 5, 2011

    Welcome to the Moore/Bacon wedding.

    +5
  • 2bit January 5, 2011

    It rubs the lotion on its skin, It does this whenever told.

    +0
  • frostyflips1 January 5, 2011

    @whitefagrag- Perhaps you should find another more suitable outlet. Like running off and fucking yourself or just go visit the sperm bank with your trusty straw...whatever makes you happy.

    +2
  • askyoursister January 5, 2011

    @coward ...why was race an issue?? it is just a picture you fucking moron. laugh at it and move on.

    +5
  • buzzhawg January 5, 2011

    I think dude is just mad because this is his ex. The real big white women date the black men until they find a white one who wants them. It's okay man, Lisa Lampanelli will still fuck you.

    +6
  • bigtalk January 5, 2011

    DAMN they really nailed how all of white america looks and lives two fat hogs overindulging in everything and living in a pig pen that they will call there home while collecting welfare and crying and bitching about every stupid thought that comes to there small minds

    -11
  • rajkumari_20 January 5, 2011

    they make dresses that big?

    +3
  • boredshitless January 5, 2011

    opinions are for forums and comments are for the peanut gallery

    +0
  • frostyflips1 January 5, 2011

    ^^^^Boredshitless=step one open mouth, step two insert ur daddys dick...

    +0
  • carinya January 5, 2011

    Damn, look at her eyes roll back as the food hits her mouth. Just like in a shark attack. Scary times ahead for Mr Lard Ass.

    +2
  • thundermug January 5, 2011

    Looks like the recent ban-hammer application was quickly forgotten. Get ready, bitches. I have been here long enough to know when Ol' Trusty's engines are warming up.

    +5
  • stophating619 January 5, 2011

    TYPICAL WHITE WEDDING

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi January 5, 2011

    Actually--Bored and thunder are right. "Can you smell what the staff is gonna be swinging??"

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 January 5, 2011

    Here comes the bride... 6 feet wide... she can't fit through the door, so she has to stay outside!

    +6
  • buzzhawg January 5, 2011

    If people get banned, it's for being off-topic which is exactly what you did by saying something about your tenure and the ban hammer. *Ding* :)

    +0
  • maskofphantasm January 6, 2011

    Thundermugs bride

    +2
  • rockinron January 6, 2011

    damn bigtalk. if they were black the wedding would be in a courthouse shed be eating a twinkie and shed still wiegh 400#. thed live in the projects were the black dude would be selling rock for a living while the fat ass black bitch would be shitting out kids every 12 months to collect more welfare, fact is what i said is true about better then half the blacks in the projects and what you said is true with about 10% of the whites in trailors. except your just pissed because i just described your entire life. so hows that rent a center computer working out for ya boy?

    +9
  • white_coward January 6, 2011

    If it was a white wedding there would be a full room of child molesting cowards. nuff sedd haha @ bigtalk look how mad these cowards get, The truth always hurts hahaha, white people are dumb, fat, lazy, cowardly and they havent done jackshit for this country but talk and bitch and fuck toddlers. There are no more white men, the whole white race are a bunch of females that don't know how to shut the fuck up and get to work. Always acting like they are owed something, all they are and all they will ever be is TALK. Fucking cowards and all those older cowards tat have purple hearts should toss their shit in the trash because we all know it wasnt earned, we all know those pussies hide in times of war.

    -11
  • godblessjebus January 6, 2011

    she wanted a chocolate cake, but she can't eat too much chocolate cos then she'll get fat. oh and Slave Coward...*whip* "GET UR ASS BACK DOWN THERE BOY!"

    +2
  • lecter January 6, 2011

    white coward, you just dont learn do you. "I pity da fool"

    +0
  • slippy January 6, 2011

    Hey white coward & big talk. If you don't like the way things are here in America, then go get a one-way ticket back to Africa you fucking pieces of monkey shit. Go sell your crack over there & live off thier welfair system. Go back & live in a hut in some fucked up little village were you can spread your aids around & kill each other. This countries for-fathers fucked up when they brought you Niggers over as slaves. Now we have to deal with it. What race has the highest percentage of convicted felons, rapist, & welfare recpients? That's right, fucking NIGGERS!! (Mexicans are a close second)

    +3
  • danalan666 January 6, 2011

    I'd pay to see skylar and whitecoward in the ultimate cage match

    +5
  • bigtalk January 6, 2011

    yea white coward looks like the truth stings lmfao

    -5
  • rockinron January 6, 2011

    why the fuck didnt my great grandpa pick his own fuckin cotton? noooooo he had to buy these fuckin hairless gorillas and fuck the future of this country in the ass!! thanks great great grandpa your an asshole. PS im glad you didnt breed with your slaves thanks.

    +1
  • rockinron January 6, 2011

    oh and white coward and bigtalk. the reason we made slaves of blacks from africa was simple. your dumb monkey ass's were easy to catch. the reason we didnt try that shit in mexico or with indians, was simple they had lighter skin which means they were to smart to fall for being in slaved.

    +1
  • bigtalk January 6, 2011

    cockinass one mindless comment is enough

    -2
  • thundermug January 6, 2011

    Actually, Buzzhawg, no one has ever been banned for being off topic. The ban-hammer comes out for blatantly racist, un-funny comments (see most of the garbage above) that makes people not want to visit the site. It also came out for a certain situation involving Justin Beiber. So, thanks for trying.

    +5
  • buttdarts January 6, 2011

    There has been NO probs as of late. But after the 2nd comment we all knew this was coming. It's the start of the month. Whitecoward has energy to type such long winded nonsense because he just got his food stamps. He's eating this week. Or the crack is keeping him wired. Ban where it starts.

    +2
  • dougiestyle January 7, 2011

    Anyone been to YNC site? you guys could talk racist shit all day and not even come close to how bad it is on that site...Ill take all the fucked up comments in the world but the hate comments just ruin it....

    +1
  • douche101 January 7, 2011

    Preach on brother slippy

    +0
  • douche101 January 7, 2011

    white coward you keep talkin your shit you will lose your status of house nig,and that would suck for you homeboy

    +0
  • buzzhawg January 7, 2011

    Thundermug.. I WUB YOU!! MUAH!

    +0
  • marsape January 7, 2011

    Jabba the Slut

    +1
  • godbluff January 8, 2011

    she'll be wearing white for every wedding she ever has. Ain't a dick in the world big enough to get through that lump.

    +0
  • manley January 11, 2011

    Fuck off white coward and bigtalk you fucking pussies. Talk alot of shit behind a computer screen fucking faggots. Bet you 2 are fuck buddies right?

    +0
  • smellslikedogs February 11, 2011

    All White People Fuck each Other Same sex and all... @slippy & rockinron..Im Kinda Glad The Slave Shit happened,cause now we run this mutha fukka..we the best in sports,music,setting trends..hey most of your youth wanna b just like us...and we dont want ur fat white women,we fukkin those sexy white bitches who wanna take pills and hang wit sum big dick niggas..u guys cant please them plus u just wanna fuck each otha anyway u faggots

    -1
  • mushasmunchies April 15, 2011

    Your all stupid this is a pic of fat people getting married just laugh at it

    +2
 
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