I'd like to take a minute to tell you guys about a wonderful charity I've been supporting for many years now. It's called Strippers For Cripples, and it's mission is to provide fun, happiness, and erotic pleasures to the mentally and physically handicapped. You've never a seen a bigger smile than the ones these challenged folks have while getting their first lap dance or copping a feel on some genetalia. It really warms your heart and I'd like to ask you to consider donating to the cause, whether it be financially or erotically. You'll really be glad you did, and so will they.