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posted by Adam H. on 1/12/2011

Somebody's Ass Exploded

CS member, lordmoobs, sent us this picture he took and writes "One of the many reasons I hate working in public. People suck." I'm guessing he had to clean this assplosion up, so yes, your work does suck. Sorry about that. Next time I'll try to get it all in the toilet for you. I had chili the night before. I'm sure you understand.
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format187
+1
I leave little surprises like this every time I have the urge to shit while out and about... sorry moobs
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 12:46 PM

smutly2
+3
I’d quit if i had to clean that mess up
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 12:50 PM

h4rdcor3
+1
The cleaner in McDonalds in gonna be pissed
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 12:51 PM

lordmoobs
+1
Well sir, in that case you suck. lol Sad thing is I’ve seen worse, just didn’t have a camera big enough to get a pic of it.
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 12:51 PM

boobles
+1
Having worked retail, I can vouch that this really does happen and it is the poor suckers like me that have to clean up this shit. Even had it on the walls, in the sink, on the door-handle, the carpet and worst (never knew how the person even managed it)..on the fucking ceiling.....seriously!
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 12:51 PM

boobles
+4
^^ I think McDonalds has a pipe that feeds this stuff straight to the kitchen....
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 12:52 PM

sirfartsalot
0
He thinks that’s nasty? Wait till he looks up to see all the bloody tampons stuck to the ceiling!
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 1:01 PM

rockinron
0
damn it i just started eatin a p-nut butter sandwich.
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 1:05 PM

atmydismay
+2
must have ordered the number two
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 1:38 PM

atom
+5
Try working in a nursing home, pussy. Amen
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 1:45 PM

marsape
0
Look out for the phantom standup shitter
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 2:03 PM

boredshitless
+3
i bet 5 bucks thats a womans restroom!
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 2:48 PM

cellule
0
Combo 2 take-out?
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 4:54 PM

yeayeayea
0
Bet he had the 2x1 special.
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 4:58 PM

ohwickedwendi
+1
That kind of resembles my ex husband’s girlfriend...
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 5:03 PM

ghosthunter
0
Now thats a shit fit from hell.
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 6:19 PM

wirrdo
0
lordmoobs, next time they do that rub capsasin powder all over the tp
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 6:49 PM

misslayla
0
Scrumdiddlyumcious!
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 7:37 PM

pizzapie
+2
looking at other peoples shit is just not right
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 7:38 PM

hanjob
0
That’s a reverse kanga right there!
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 9:01 PM

wulberdee
-1
pizzapie-- DONT FUCKIN LOOK THEN YOU DIPSHIT.
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 9:18 PM

lordmoobs
0
Nope, this is a mens room at a gas station. And if I worked in an old folks home I would expect nasty shit.
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 10:24 PM

bucknuts
0
I think I seen hot pepper chunks in there.,.,.,.,.,
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 11:24 PM

rareranking
0
Dat lil fucker peter poopy pants at it again!
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posted on: 01-12-11 @ 11:58 PM

atom
0
Inspecting it a little TOO closely there, bucknuts! Amen
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posted on: 01-13-11 @ 3:34 AM

anrconvert
0
Gees imagine living with the person responsible for this
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posted on: 01-13-11 @ 4:41 AM

rodgtard
0
I hope the rest went down his pant leg. Nasty mother fucker.
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posted on: 01-13-11 @ 8:06 AM

usagold77
0
lol he missed
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posted on: 01-13-11 @ 12:51 PM

seabreeze
0
I work in a supermarket and can definitely say that too often this shit is in the ladies room as well...I feel so bad for the fuckers that hafta clean it. What gets me is that they obviously squat while taking these explosive shits, thus leaving a hot mess all over the walls, seat and floor....the irony here is that the reason people squat is to avoid sitting on a supposedly dirty toilet seat, yet they’re the ones who are making it dirtier by exploding and not even attempting to clean it up!!! I don’t get it.
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posted on: 01-13-11 @ 4:53 PM

bimtim
0
Im pretty sure that someone have been eating ass and puked...
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posted on: 01-14-11 @ 12:21 AM

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