Things that it is hard to say when drunk

This could be a pretty good list. I'd like to add; No I don't want to eat 3 burritos before I go to bed. That's a hard one, then you wake up and almost shit your self because of the burritos are burning a hole in your ass. How about this one too: Gee that fat girl has all of the sudden gone from ugly to pretty, no I won't sleep with her.

14 Comments
  • 2bit January 15, 2011

    Also"I shot my wad"

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  • atmydismay January 15, 2011

    Or from the great george carlin " Stop sucking my dick or ill call the cops! "

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  • 2indastink January 15, 2011

    rohypnal + rape = guilt free concious.

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  • aryan-rule January 15, 2011

    you forgot the main one at the end.......2indastink...i think you are the sanest guy i know!

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  • rockinron January 15, 2011

    the easiest thing to say when you are drunk= is there a problem officer?

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  • rockinron January 15, 2011

    im not so think as you drunk i am damn it!!

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  • jaton January 15, 2011

    tyry rtypoing whjen yuouor dfrunkl. thjatys evbenm weorsde

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  • marsape January 15, 2011

    OR SOBER?

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  • yeayeayea January 15, 2011

    Completely useless. Everyone is already too drunk to begin reading that sign.

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  • spaulding January 15, 2011

    I don't say big words sober. Why the hell would I want to say them when I'm drunk?

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  • boredshitless January 16, 2011

    ^^ thats what i thought too!

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  • mrbigglesworth January 17, 2011

    Don't you mean "Is there a problem occifer?"

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  • ohwickedwendi January 17, 2011

    I said #1. on New Years Eve as my face was hovering over the toilet seat....yeah...I still got my groove on...

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  • d90girl January 18, 2011

    sbxhasx.ka.xa/l/.........huh !!????

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