Can I Get A Slice?

We have a pizza pie that you're going to love. It's hot, fresh, and full of herpes. You'll be getting more blisters than just the usual burn on the roof of your mouth. We have a harem of streetwalkers on our payroll and every outbreak for them means a fresh slice for you. So come and get some herpes pizza and spread the love.

24 Comments
  • cellule January 17, 2011

    That's not wart the price.

    +2
  • lickadslit January 17, 2011

    I sure hope 2bit

    does'nt mention anything about the cock next door

    +1
  • marsape January 17, 2011

    It's from the cheese

    -3
  • 2bit January 17, 2011

    They got it from the cock next door.

    +0
  • spaulding January 17, 2011

    Now with gift cards! Give the gift that keeps on giving.

    +0
  • bigtalk January 17, 2011

    according to adam there pizza is the shit must be the large with extra pubes that he likes

    -4
  • killkenny January 17, 2011

    Can I get a side order of chlamydia with that?

    +4
  • h4rdcor3 January 17, 2011

    Anyone for a 6 inch pepperoni with a cheesey crust?

    -1
  • yeayeayea January 17, 2011

    Is that establishment managed by the faggots in the next picture? Figures.

    +0
  • 2bit January 17, 2011

    Whats scary is I did not even see your comment @lickadslit

    +0
  • strutter January 17, 2011

    12' comes with extra scabs

    -1
  • wulberdee January 17, 2011

    I DONT FEEL HUGRY JUST NOW,

    -3
  • ohwickedwendi January 17, 2011

    @killkenny--they only serve it with syphilis...sorry.

    -1
  • atmydismay January 17, 2011

    And im almost positive there is free delivery

    -1
  • thewinkler January 17, 2011

    So that's where I got em :[

    -2
  • spinal-tap January 17, 2011

    I'LL TAKE A HERPES SLICE PLUS SOME OF THOSE CRAB CAKES.

    -1
  • boredshitless January 17, 2011

    whats for desert? Valtrex?

    +2
  • ghosthunter January 17, 2011

    Great place to bring a blind date.

    +1
  • rockinron January 17, 2011

    well someones honest about there cooks problems.

    +0
  • d90girl January 17, 2011

    2 for 1

    +0
  • lenny9651 January 17, 2011

    worst business plan ever

    +0
  • larbob January 18, 2011

    pizza allready comes with extra cheese.

    +1
  • stinkpalm January 18, 2011

    that aint pepperoni!

    +0
  • sleeko January 18, 2011

    I've had herpes, that looked like pizza, but have I had pizza, that looked like herpes. Must be a perspective thing.

    +0
 
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