Deconstructive Face Surgery

Are you tired if having a face with a mouth, nose, and eyes? Do you wish that you didn't have to see things, and that people wouldn't recognize you anymore? Here's the answer to your problems. Just have your face removed. Our doctors carefully cut out all features of your head, leaving you without the face you wished you never had.

31 Comments
  • buddha420 January 17, 2011

    ...

    +2
  • buttdarts January 17, 2011

    If I ever get that old and have the same problem.... I'd rather just punch the time clock and call it good.

    +2
  • yeayeayea January 17, 2011

    Yeah, remove all those things. I really don't need them.

    +3
  • h4rdcor3 January 17, 2011

    Should take a few weeks for the swelling to go down

    +2
  • mrratty January 17, 2011

    Umm, ok. whatever

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi January 17, 2011

    Become an organ donor now.....

    +1
  • strutter January 17, 2011

    when i said make me look like skeletor !

    +0
  • lightfighter January 17, 2011

    Here's lookin at you kid

    -1
  • wardo56 January 17, 2011

    That'll leave a mark

    +1
  • atmydismay January 17, 2011

    That dentist is doing it all wrong

    +1
  • thewinkler January 17, 2011

    skull fuck that bitch

    +0
  • marsape January 17, 2011

    make sure you pay the surgeon after this one

    -2
  • spinal-tap January 17, 2011

    OUCH THAT HAD TO HURT.

    +1
  • sirfartsalot January 17, 2011

    All primed for a skull fucking!

    +1
  • zahnfee January 17, 2011

    We defenetly got a hater in here...

    +0
  • marsape January 17, 2011

    ^@Zahnfee, anyone can leave a vote even without posting, so how we going to know? and don't be pointing no fingers at me for this shit, I'm cured now.

    -1
  • killtacular January 17, 2011

    I wonder why her skull rotted like that?

    Some kind of infection? the fact they removed part of the upper jaw and eye socket tells me that maybe it was the result of an abscess that went unchecked in the upper jaw for too long.

    +3
  • marsape January 17, 2011

    ^@killtacular, what the fuck is a Doctor doing in the Crazyshit P.G?, must be catching up on some schooling.

    -1
  • boredshitless January 17, 2011

    old michael jackson donor

    +0
  • pizzapie January 17, 2011

    reincarnation is out for this guy

    +0
  • ghosthunter January 17, 2011

    who the hell is the Doctor "Frankinstien"

    +0
  • holak6778 January 17, 2011

    not my normal smart ass comment, id this a suicide attempt with a handgun?

    +0
  • rockinron January 17, 2011

    looks like my x after she got on the drugs.

    -1
  • killkenny January 17, 2011

    And you thought Face Off was just a movie huh?

    +0
  • d90girl January 17, 2011

    I got.........nothing !!

    -1
  • frankenstein January 18, 2011

    ....maybe...lol

    +0
  • mrpoop January 18, 2011

    nice teeth

    +0
  • u-235 January 18, 2011

    Now just replace the other 1/2 with a T-800 Terminator face.....CGI would no longer be needed.

    +0
  • cellule January 19, 2011

    Now go get yourself some cheap sunglasses..

    +0
  • wulberdee January 19, 2011

    IM ABOUT TO HAVE MY DINNER

    +0
  • wickedmule February 6, 2011

    It kind of does look like she was shot, 4th pic down, below her eye, seem's to be a bullet wound, and the blood all over and swollen eye in the first pic would confirm that. And the 7th pic down, the hole in her skull. But why remove her damn face?? I'd rather die. :(

    -1
 
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