Can You Spare Any Change?

Most the time I don't feel like giving bums my money, but if they make me laugh, I don't mind throwing them a little something. If your life has resorted to begging strangers for change, the least you can do is be creative about it. I think each one of these lazy, alcoholic, pan-handling sons of bitches deserves a dollar.

25 Comments
  • spaulding January 20, 2011

    Fuck it dude. you just made me laugh so hard, I'm throwing a tall can at you.

    +0
  • agony January 20, 2011

    WOW CAN I HIT YO W/ A BAT, GET 2 WORK BITCHES!

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  • h4rdcor3 January 20, 2011

    Someone should hit him with a bar of soap

    -2
  • stinkpalm January 20, 2011

    i call bullshit if they got no money where the fuck did they get a marker and cardboard!?

    +0
  • spaulding January 20, 2011

    I love hobos. They make me laugh so hard sometimes. Ever had lunch with a bum? You should. They the greatest shit, and you might die laughing. Or for that dollar in your pocket.

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  • spaulding January 20, 2011

    ^ they say the greatest shit

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  • zahnfee January 20, 2011

    ^ you too ;)

    +2
  • strutter January 20, 2011

    Robo hobo transforms back to a disco ball, with shit stained pants of coarse

    -1
  • allencrosby January 20, 2011

    I had lunch with a bum, boring fuck. he didn't even eat his cheese burger, course I drove him from New Mexico to Utah. I picked up the white guy after I passed a mexican and an indian hitch-hiker just honkin as I drove by.

    -3
  • jaton January 20, 2011

    I had one of them ask me "Spare change, sir?". I said "I'm okay at the moment, but if I get a puncture I'll know where to come."

    +1
  • bigtalk January 20, 2011

    i hate bums if you cant support your own habit maybe you shouldnt have a habit lazy fucks

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi January 20, 2011

    "Rollin with the hobos..."

    -1
  • thundermug January 20, 2011

    Hit him with change? We call that "Makin' it hail" at the strip club. I make it hail. Make it hail on these ho-bos.

    +0
  • boredshitless January 20, 2011

    sorry all my spare change goes to me... im an equal opportunity alcoholic!

    +0
  • slippy January 20, 2011

    I'll hit em with a quarter.... now where did I put that slingshot?

    +2
  • the_argus January 20, 2011

    I think Robo Hobo spelled it all wrong. Hobo = Homo and coin = cock.

    -1
  • marsape January 20, 2011

    Bum's that can read and write?

    +0
  • yeayeayea January 20, 2011

    Blah, blah, blah, blah...fuck.

    Blah, blah, blah, blah...shit.

    Blah, blah, blah, blah...adam.

    +2
  • sicasso January 20, 2011

    I'd throw a quarter from the top of the empire state building as thats the only way you'll get a quarter from me !

    +0
  • burp January 20, 2011

    Bet i could hit him with a fucking can of alpo...

    +0
  • spicee January 20, 2011

    Dad????

    +1
  • spinal-tap January 20, 2011

    is that you?

    +0
  • rockinron January 20, 2011

    he probably is your dad, he looks like he'd fuck a buffalo or a moose!!

    +2
  • askyoursister January 21, 2011

    heres five dollars... let me run you over

    +1
  • lordsho January 21, 2011

    I met the funniest bums in New York years ago. They EARN their change. Them fuckaz got jokes, dances, sing songs... all that.

    +0
 
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