Ball Stretching Apparatus

Have you ever wanted your balls to be like a 90 year old man, and you are only 30? Now is the time to get your credit card out because the ball stretching apparatus is here! You can now feel the joy of sitting on your balls when you go to take a shit. Your balls will now droop out of your Mother Fucking Ball Shorts like it's no one's business. The ladies will love you and the men will be jealous!

23 Comments
  • 2bit January 22, 2011

    Do your ball hang high, do your balls hang low.

    +0
  • rockinron January 22, 2011

    real good way to get a major fucking hernia! then no more fucky fucky for pervy pervy!!

    -1
  • smutly2 January 22, 2011

    WTF...Let's stand outdoors and stretch our balls...LOL!

    +1
  • ninersfan2010 January 22, 2011

    I wonder why we dont ever see women fucking their genitals up

    +1
  • rockinron January 22, 2011

    maybe they are really the master race. WTF AM I SAYING !! QUICK SOME ONE GIVE ME A NEGATIVE!!!

    -11
  • h4rdcor3 January 22, 2011

    Its a spring loaded Teabag catapult

    +2
  • rodgtard January 22, 2011

    Mine get stretched enough when the wife gargles them

    +6
  • jdgoma January 22, 2011

    The sun rays are full of vitamin D and really good for your prostate

    +0
  • thewinkler January 22, 2011

    Some balls are held for charity and some for fancy dress but balls that held for pleasure are the balls that I like best.

    +0
  • zahnfee January 22, 2011

    go go gadjetto ballsack !!

    +1
  • asstro January 22, 2011

    If you're going to treat them like that you shouldn't be allowed to have them. . .

    -1
  • larbob January 22, 2011

    getting ready for a tea(bag)party rally.

    +0
  • marsape January 22, 2011

    They'll end up like those annoying tatoos you can't hide with a Tux

    +0
  • slyworm January 22, 2011

    someone has way to much time on his hands,, and his nuts are paying for it!!

    +0
  • cellule January 22, 2011

    Hey Buttdarts, the special parts you ordered were'nt for a bike?

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi January 22, 2011

    I've heard of dragging ass, but this is ridiculous...

    +0
  • bigtalk January 22, 2011

    it looks like he did more today than most ppl do before 10am

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  • boredshitless January 22, 2011

    just the level of stupidity in some people still amazes me!

    -1
  • spaulding January 23, 2011

    What, are you gonna fuck 'em with your nuts? Strecth your dick you little dick fuckhead.

    +0
  • pizzapie January 23, 2011

    His goal is to have his balls drag on the ground

    +0
  • quimcum January 23, 2011

    Holyfuckingshit!!!

    +0
  • wulberdee January 30, 2011

    IF MUM COULD SEE YOU NOW

    +0
  • freexbird1968 February 13, 2016

    why not....hell its his dick and balls let him do what he likes....you should see the things I have women do to mine

    +0
 
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