Keeping Your Dick Cold

Are any of you guys missing your dick? I saw one out in the snow, if you're looking for it. It looked like it was still hard, so it might still work for you. You should probably go grab it before the dog finds it.

33 Comments
  • h4rdcor3 January 25, 2011

    I never knew mushrooms grew in the winter

    +4
  • fc420 January 25, 2011

    Fake! No dick is hard in snow.......

    +6
  • boobles January 25, 2011

    He must be hung like a mule - doesn;t the cold shrink your pecker?

    +8
  • killkenny January 25, 2011

    Well, he ain't Japanese.

    +8
  • lookimaslut January 25, 2011

    before I found it! hahah

    xD

    -2
  • stinkdildo January 25, 2011

    Some stepped on it and bent it

    +4
  • ryeguy86 January 25, 2011

    UMMMMMM NO COMENT

    +0
  • spaulding January 25, 2011

    It's almost spring! The vegetation is popping up like a dicks in a strip club around here.

    +6
  • jaton January 25, 2011

    fucking snow!!!

    +1
  • boppalilbit January 25, 2011

    now thats a different kind of a snow plow marker

    +1
  • smutly2 January 25, 2011

    All he needs now is a snow blower

    +5
  • judasz January 25, 2011

    Is That You Frosty?

    +1
  • strutter January 25, 2011

    at least we know the snow aint deep

    +4
  • larbob January 25, 2011

    i predict 6 more inches of dick.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi January 25, 2011

    He was having performance issues, so we're keeping it on ice for awhile.

    +0
  • boredshitless January 25, 2011

    must drive a kia

    -1
  • rockinron January 25, 2011

    i bet he plays with his snow balls to get hard when its that cold.

    -2
  • sleeko January 25, 2011

    "I like ta froze my dick off"....er..ah..wait a minute.... whaaaaaa

    -1
  • cellule January 25, 2011

    With 2 oz of vodka each day, the Russian Snow-Peeker should grow balls if planted in sunny areas.

    +0
  • delbert38 January 25, 2011

    My dingaling, my dingaling, I like to play with my ding brrrrrrr aling.

    +0
  • bigtalk January 25, 2011

    only a fag

    -3
  • slipdry January 25, 2011

    bet thats the last time he cheats on his wife

    +6
  • picklepuff January 25, 2011

    And that was all that was left of Frosty...

    +2
  • thewinkler January 25, 2011

    Is it attached, or did somebody cut their dick off again?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi January 25, 2011

    Look--It's a tasty dickcicle!!

    +3
  • atmydismay January 25, 2011

    Somebody want a cocksicle

    +1
  • anrconvert January 25, 2011

    Poor thing, it needs a good warm vigorous rub

    +0
  • marsape January 26, 2011

    It's been pissing down snow and now it's sprouting cocks

    +0
  • siko666 January 26, 2011

    Imagine some homo comes along and sits on it. He's gonna pe pretty pissed if he's straight.

    +0
  • carinya January 26, 2011

    snow plough's a comin'

    +1
  • 2bit January 27, 2011

    AHHH, the elusive cock hog. Wonder if it saw its shadow?

    +0
  • wulberdee January 29, 2011

    HIT IT WITH A SHOVEL

    +0
  • knobjockey January 30, 2011

    John Bobbitt's been up to his old tricks

    +0
 
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