Are any of you guys missing your dick? I saw one out in the snow, if you're looking for it. It looked like it was still hard, so it might still work for you. You should probably go grab it before the dog finds it.
I never knew mushrooms grew in the winter
Fake! No dick is hard in snow.......
He must be hung like a mule - doesn;t the cold shrink your pecker?
Well, he ain't Japanese.
before I found it! hahah
Some stepped on it and bent it
UMMMMMM NO COMENT
It's almost spring! The vegetation is popping up like a dicks in a strip club around here.
now thats a different kind of a snow plow marker
All he needs now is a snow blower
Is That You Frosty?
at least we know the snow aint deep
i predict 6 more inches of dick.
He was having performance issues, so we're keeping it on ice for awhile.
must drive a kia
i bet he plays with his snow balls to get hard when its that cold.
"I like ta froze my dick off"....er..ah..wait a minute.... whaaaaaa
With 2 oz of vodka each day, the Russian Snow-Peeker should grow balls if planted in sunny areas.
My dingaling, my dingaling, I like to play with my ding brrrrrrr aling.
only a fag
bet thats the last time he cheats on his wife
And that was all that was left of Frosty...
Is it attached, or did somebody cut their dick off again?
Look--It's a tasty dickcicle!!
Somebody want a cocksicle
Poor thing, it needs a good warm vigorous rub
It's been pissing down snow and now it's sprouting cocks
Imagine some homo comes along and sits on it. He's gonna pe pretty pissed if he's straight.
snow plough's a comin'
AHHH, the elusive cock hog. Wonder if it saw its shadow?
HIT IT WITH A SHOVEL
John Bobbitt's been up to his old tricks