Why Are You So Happy?

What, so you guys stopped pleasuring yourselves and now you're the happiest people in the world? Fuck you, I don't believe it! Take those bullshit shirts to church or something. I want nothing to do with them. I'm going to keep masturbating til the day I die, because it feels great and it's good for the mind, body and soul. Assholes!

32 Comments
  • h4rdcor3 January 26, 2011

    They might be ex-masturbators, but they're still jerk offs

    +14
  • wargod January 26, 2011

    Maybe these two dumbasses are afraid of giving THEMSELVES Herpes

    +4
  • spaulding January 26, 2011

    Maybe they're just fucking each other instead.

    +21
  • asstro January 26, 2011

    Hell i would still let my ex jerk me off.

    +4
  • wardo56 January 26, 2011

    So why are they so fucking happy?

    +5
  • buttdarts January 26, 2011

    They'll fall off the wagon soon enough.

    +12
  • wargod January 26, 2011

    I just masturbated to this picture

    +24
  • jonasje January 26, 2011

    i only saw a chinese girls head and 'why are you so happy', i expected to see a dick when i scrolled down :D

    +1
  • killkenny January 26, 2011

    Ex-masturbators = future rapists.

    +11
  • larbob January 26, 2011

    after she gets use to you, you'll be back to wacking it.

    +1
  • judasz January 26, 2011

    FAKE! They Can't spell EX-Masturbator.

    -2
  • thewinkler January 26, 2011

    Ex now, since I fucked her brains out

    -3
  • bite-me71 January 26, 2011

    I will stick to jacking off thank you. You only can fuck the old lady so many times.

    +0
  • strutter January 26, 2011

    cum one and all

    -3
  • rockinron January 26, 2011

    thats a real stupid fuckin way of telling the world your getting laid now

    +0
  • bigtalk January 26, 2011

    ex they must of hit there bottom they'll relapse

    -5
  • godbluff January 26, 2011

    fake

    +1
  • iowaredneck January 26, 2011

    would be better if it said EX RAPIST EX CARJACKER EX CRACKHEAD and so on and so on

    +5
  • atmydismay January 26, 2011

    Is there any chance there is a video to the last time the chick played with herself?!

    +6
  • godless1 January 26, 2011

    I am an ex-masturbater too! What?... 15 minutes counts.

    +6
  • ohwickedwendi January 26, 2011

    Attention whores.

    +2
  • 2bit January 26, 2011

    Thats what she said.

    +0
  • rockinron January 26, 2011

    ^^^ thats what he said!!

    +0
  • boredshitless January 26, 2011

    enough he said she said... they both gettin nuts for now!

    +1
  • sporto January 26, 2011

    I wish my ex would masturbate me.....she had a helluva grip!!!

    +1
  • rodeye2 January 27, 2011

    I just masterbated all over her face.

    -1
  • killtacular January 27, 2011

    I just jizzed on the bitches face.

    -1
  • marsape January 27, 2011

    The thought of them reproducing? hope they start Masturbating soon.

    +1
  • big_guns January 27, 2011

    "Over Populator"

    -1
  • bloodfrozen1 January 28, 2011

    LOL... ohwickedwendi said "attention whores" lol

    +0
  • wulberdee January 29, 2011

    THEY`VE STILL GO HANDS SO WHY.

    -1
  • knobjockey January 29, 2011

    My hole, that's what your left hands for!!!

    -1
 
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