Your Package Has Been Delayed

A CS user sent this picture he took while driving by an accident. That must be why it's taking so long for me to get my flesh light. Fucking FedEx! I knew I should have went with UPS. I could have fucked that thing a dozen times already.

18 Comments
  • spaulding February 3, 2011

    You'd better think up a good story real quick.

    -1
  • jaton February 3, 2011

    FedEx - When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight........Take it yourself.

    +0
  • icacorpse February 3, 2011

    better hope he can pass a piss test.

    +0
  • sactownryder February 3, 2011

    DOES THIS MEAN MY FLESHLIGHT ISNT GOING TO COME TODAY?

    -4
  • catsyvixen February 3, 2011

    thats what your ass gets for driving under the influence of weed and alcohol!! next time you see a purple unicorn in the road jus run the bitch over!!!

    +6
  • h4rdcor3 February 3, 2011

    He is now an Ex employee

    +1
  • cmwar-15 February 3, 2011

    just like cal-trans...not doing shit but still getting paid

    +0
  • boredshitless February 3, 2011

    i sure as hell would hate to be the insurance adjuster for that one!

    +0
  • iluvkitty February 3, 2011

    u mean DILDO Gaydam

    +2
  • t-rex February 3, 2011

    hope wilsons ok

    +0
  • atmydismay February 3, 2011

    Thats not a truck, thats a huge package

    +0
  • crackerkiller February 3, 2011

    a bunch of mexican going to jump out the back

    -4
  • jdgoma February 3, 2011

    Well at least he's not stranded on an island talking to a volley ball called Wilson

    +0
  • rockinron February 3, 2011

    i wonder if ups highers former fedex drivers?

    -1
  • ghosthunter February 3, 2011

    I fucking Hate pulling doubles. Or as we call them wiggle wagons..

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi February 3, 2011

    The Fed-Ex driver looks Fed-Up...

    +0
  • wulberdee February 4, 2011

    take a deep breath sir and blow into this bag please

    +0
  • d90girl February 5, 2011

    Fleshlight........when nobody else wants to fuck you !!!!

    -1
 
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