A CS user sent this picture he took while driving by an accident. That must be why it's taking so long for me to get my flesh light. Fucking FedEx! I knew I should have went with UPS. I could have fucked that thing a dozen times already.
You'd better think up a good story real quick.
FedEx - When it absolutely, positively, has to be there overnight........Take it yourself.
better hope he can pass a piss test.
DOES THIS MEAN MY FLESHLIGHT ISNT GOING TO COME TODAY?
thats what your ass gets for driving under the influence of weed and alcohol!! next time you see a purple unicorn in the road jus run the bitch over!!!
He is now an Ex employee
just like cal-trans...not doing shit but still getting paid
i sure as hell would hate to be the insurance adjuster for that one!
u mean DILDO Gaydam
hope wilsons ok
Thats not a truck, thats a huge package
a bunch of mexican going to jump out the back
Well at least he's not stranded on an island talking to a volley ball called Wilson
i wonder if ups highers former fedex drivers?
I fucking Hate pulling doubles. Or as we call them wiggle wagons..
The Fed-Ex driver looks Fed-Up...
take a deep breath sir and blow into this bag please
Fleshlight........when nobody else wants to fuck you !!!!