Women's Monopoly

Women's Monopoly is finally here! Now all you ladies can play the very best version of Monopoly out there. Women, don't be scared to roll the dice and well, make me a sammich! Remember don't pass go, and I like light mayo.

41 Comments
  • jaton February 5, 2011

    I always feel an intense awkwardness when a woman doesn't choose the iron in a game of Monopoly.

    +19
  • killkenny February 5, 2011

    Community Chest cards are for breast enhancement.

    +4
  • kingtut69 February 5, 2011

    i would by it for my wife but the bitch can't cook

    +1
  • slippy February 5, 2011

    Make mine a roast beef or yours will be a knuckle

    +1
  • holak6778 February 5, 2011

    they need a couple more responsibilities on there like. blow job, anal, bring a friend over, gargle balls, go live somewhere else for awhile, get a lobotomy, get a voice box removal, get a vaginal retread.......

    +4
  • angietraps February 5, 2011

    I played this with KK the other day. He won. :)

    +6
  • spaulding February 5, 2011

    It's missing "go to the bedroom"

    +13
  • ghosthunter February 5, 2011

    Good eye spaulding!

    +0
  • wutangswordsma February 5, 2011

    They probably left "go to the bedroom" to Chance!

    +6
  • ryeguy86 February 5, 2011

    WHERS THE GET ON YOUR KNEES

    -1
  • asstro February 5, 2011

    That's why women don't need to drive, there aint no road between the kitchen & the bedroom !!!

    +1
  • invisus February 5, 2011

    Bout damn time.

    -1
  • boredshitless February 5, 2011

    needs a sex with husband square

    +0
  • 2indastink February 5, 2011

    what the fuck is wrong with me wanting to insert dolls up my ass?

    +2
  • iowaredneck February 5, 2011

    Sex with your own wife=BORING Sex with the someone else's wife=Awesome

    +0
  • killkenny February 5, 2011

    ^^@angietraps^^ I cheated. :)

    +2
  • two-hats February 5, 2011

    Shit game that would be they don't listen anyway

    +1
  • h4rdcor3 February 5, 2011

    Rolling a double or using a 'get out of kitchen free' card is now replaced with 'give me a fucking blowjob'

    +1
  • larbob February 5, 2011

    my game has just park place, because all she does is park her fat ass.

    +1
  • hempstix February 5, 2011

    shut up and roll bitch. I'm fuckin hungry

    +1
  • rockinron February 5, 2011

    finally a fuckin monopoly game i can win!!!

    +0
  • rahsputin February 5, 2011

    ^^^making lots of sammiches, huh?

    +5
  • rockinron February 5, 2011

    only the losers make the sammys, you should know that by now master chef rahsputin

    +0
  • marsape February 5, 2011

    Why unchain them from the kitchen sink in the first place

    -4
  • anrconvert February 5, 2011

    Marsape remember you need her to go to work as your wage isn't enough for everything you want (same for all men).

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 February 5, 2011

    ^^marsape isnt with his wife anymore, they drifted apart a few weeks ago... didn't you see the floods?

    +0
  • rimjobber February 5, 2011

    It's funny cuz it's true.

    +0
  • sactownryder February 5, 2011

    The Black monopoly is better

    all "go to jail"

    +0
  • reddan February 6, 2011

    so is is racistand if so in what way

    -2
  • shizznipple February 6, 2011

    I'm a woman, and even I crave to give a blow-job somewhere in this game....

    +0
  • marsape February 6, 2011

    @h4dcor3, mate you really just want a fight, I live in small town west of Mackay,

    Qld 4740, it's called Marian, Qld 4753, we make the floods you fool, we don't get them here or we'd be fucking dead, my house has been through 4 cyclones in ten months and it is still standing, I'm single and I fuck other peoples wives, I'm fucking rich as fuck, I'm am Electrotechnology Communications Tradesman, I also consult for the Federal Government, and currently am being watched by ASIO since I escaped from indonesia on drug charges that I was not guilty for, I am planning a trip to Florida once my passport is return to me, so watch the fuck out mate, I might come fuck your wife.

    +1
  • chainzshit February 6, 2011

    my girlfriend would be suprised if i gave that for her birthday

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 February 6, 2011

    @marsape - I just love your stupid fucking outbursts, you sound like a 12 year old. I wonder what all your 'friends in high places' would say if they seen how you behave on an internet forum? they would probably kick you out of the cigar club... and we all know what type of cigars you smoke (pink ones)

    -1
  • marsape February 6, 2011

    @h4rdcor3, I YAWN at your comment once again, is that the best you have, how your parents going by the way, I hear their down syndrome is giving them hell and they have recently helped you down at the recycable centre, I'm thirteen by the way and still fucking smarter than you...AHAHAHHAHAHHA, loser, AHAHAHAAHH, the more I tell you to fuck off the more you leave negs and just keep on going like a try mental patient, what is it with you, do you love me, do you want me in the forums again, because these long boring comments at each other in the peanut gallery will only lead to your BAN, which will break your heart, I personally don't give a fuck because I have a fucking life dickhead, and the money I spent on registration is like a penny compaired to the millions of dollars of waste on whores every year, now fuck off and annoy someone else, you Jealous little man.

    +0
  • marsape February 6, 2011

    P.S dickhead, "I sound like a 12years old", mate if you can HEAR me then you really do need professional help, I may READ like a 12years old, but the voices are all yours mate, GET HELP SOON

    +1
  • mrdevil February 6, 2011

    Women read?

    +0
  • pizzapie February 6, 2011

    where's the blowjob space?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi February 6, 2011

    There IS no "go to the bedroom" because you're supposed to play it IN the bedroom. Naked. With a sammich in her hand.

    +0
  • ikarn21 February 7, 2011

    hahah 1st that cocksucker marsape told me he was an asio officer. and now his been watch by one?? hahah fucking ha.

    he even set up a diff user account (mr????magoo)and came on here saying that he knew marsape(himself) and marsape was a snitch. hahah this dude is mentally ill!!

    and im still waiting for you dumbass.... dont ya have my ip address? and if ya soooo rich why havent you come to shoot me yet like you said you were gunna.

    but ya fucked up big time by saying your town name on here now i know what town ya live in....now i will have your family, well you know what i said before

    +0
  • h4rdcor3 February 7, 2011

    ^^I didnt even bother reading his comments... so he wasted his time! I did however give him his daily -1's

    +0
  • marcodufour February 8, 2011

    Kingtut you can`t spell either ! buy ! you dumb fuck !

    +0
 
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