Everybody Run, It's A Suitcase!!!

This is what we've resorted to as a nation fueled by unwarranted fear. It use to be if someone forgot their suitcase somewhere, you take it to the lost and found. Apparently now, the same mistake deems closing off an entire city block and calling the bomb squad. Perhaps that's a bit excessive? After all, it's just somebody's fucking clothes.

21 Comments
  • keymaster February 15, 2011

    imagine how disappointed he was when there wasn't anything in his size

    +7
  • spaulding February 15, 2011

    Why isn't he wearing gloves? There might have been a dirty dildo in there.

    +0
  • willylickaball February 15, 2011

    See the suit case, see my thumb, gee this bomb call sure was dumb

    +3
  • karlpilkington February 15, 2011

    the hurt locker looks boaring

    +0
  • jaton February 15, 2011

    Bomb disposal experts last night had to evacuate Lady Gaga's concert due to a suspicious package on stage.

    +5
  • kingkongdong February 15, 2011

    hey..if you look really close you can see a black dildo in the suitcase.

    +0
  • mrratty February 15, 2011

    The homeless guy just off screen gets to put his shit all back together now

    +0
  • 2bit February 15, 2011

    Someone was told the suitcase was full of dirty Somalian cloths, they were wrong this time.

    +0
  • larbob February 15, 2011

    honey you left your vibrator running.

    +0
  • thewinkler February 15, 2011

    It's cool I got it

    +0
  • cellule February 15, 2011

    State attorney laid charges of terrorism act against M.Samsonite..

    +0
  • anomalous February 15, 2011

    Somebody should've hollered BOOM! so we could all watch a cop shit himself.....

    +3
  • boredshitless February 15, 2011

    that would be funny as hell ^^^^^

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 15, 2011

    This is what Jay does for pranks...

    +0
  • mrdevil February 15, 2011

    A bomb lets all gather around and watch the man disarm it, or we could fuck off and maybe live a little longer? queer cunts

    -1
  • stoli February 15, 2011

    no, he was disappointed because there was no bomb...

    +0
  • rockinron February 16, 2011

    damn thats funny i got a couple old suit cases im gonna leave at a few national monuments and watch what happens!! lmao!!

    -1
  • two-hats February 16, 2011

    In the first two photos I though he was dealing with the bear shit from the car.

    +0
  • u-235 February 16, 2011

    Been a lot funnier if it was full of hornets.

    +0
  • godbluff February 16, 2011

    everyone is turning into a pussyass paranoid freak. Fheygs!

    +0
  • mrdevil February 16, 2011

    @rockinron, I phoned the FBI in relation to your comment, they have asked me to email the link to this page, you might want to turn your router off and run the fuck away from home dickhead

    -1
 
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