The Healing Power Of Alcohol

Screw having some expensive and risky surgery, or some faith healer striking you with the power of God. All this woman needs to stand up out of her wheelchair is a little motivation. That motivation comes in a liquor bottle that happens to be on the top shelf. The only problem is, after a few swigs, she's stuck right back in her chair.

34 Comments
  • willylickaball February 15, 2011

    The spirt has lifted her

    +12
  • iluvkitty February 15, 2011

    The wheelchair runs on liquor.

    -2
  • prettytaco1991 February 15, 2011

    if u had any common sense u would know that not all people in wheelchairs fucking idiot

    -15
  • spaulding February 15, 2011

    Push her wheelchair to the next aisle while she's not looking.

    +6
  • prettytaco1991 February 15, 2011

    she can walk shes just probably in pain thats y shes getting drunk... fucking common sense

    -19
  • Adam H. February 15, 2011

    Wow, prettytaco1991, you have just blown my mind! And here I thought we were witnessing a miracle. Please enlighten us with some more of your infinite wisdom.

    +15
  • mrratty February 15, 2011

    Hey prettytaco1991, DOOOOH!!! (for you, thats Homer Simpson verifying that something has gone wrong) Your fuckin brain is on fire.

    +1
  • kingkongdong February 15, 2011

    Adam....if you look close enough you can see a cock.

    +3
  • aryan-rule February 15, 2011

    if someone shouted fire this cunt would probably be first out the door on its feet...........

    +1
  • crazypoopz February 15, 2011

    fucking walmart greaters make me laugh every time

    +0
  • 2bit February 15, 2011

    Hallelujah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    +0
  • thewinkler February 15, 2011

    Cheeky cunt

    -1
  • larbob February 15, 2011

    i see the light! right behind the bottle of jack.

    +2
  • cellule February 15, 2011

    Too drunk to walk?

    +2
  • iluvkitty February 15, 2011

    pretytaco for president!!!!!!!

    -4
  • coalminer58 February 15, 2011

    It's not even the woman in the blue jean shorts wheel chair, shit, look it's that chick to the left, her fuckin left foot looks like it's clubed.

    The bitch in the jeans is like saying get the fuck out my way...........it's Friday. There's no handicap parking in the fucking liquor store, bioooooooooootiches!

    +1
  • atmydismay February 15, 2011

    Shes better off with a " rolling rock " !

    +0
  • azzholee February 15, 2011

    FIRST BITCHES!

    -4
  • mrpoop February 15, 2011

    praise the lord

    +0
  • sactownryder February 15, 2011

    Only top shelf bitches!

    +0
  • ezileeoffended February 15, 2011

    Ever since Tim's mom started getting her disability checks she's been drinking some Top Shelf Boones Farm

    +1
  • boredshitless February 15, 2011

    well thats why they say and spirits after liquor!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 15, 2011

    Great Scotch, Captain!

    +2
  • dennis9966 February 15, 2011

    Looks like she has a load in her shorts

    +2
  • futtbucker2010 February 15, 2011

    Pretty taco needs a good taco warmer...

    +1
  • rockinron February 16, 2011

    alchol is very uplifting.

    +2
  • bite-me71 February 16, 2011

    She is just reaching for Micheal Jacksons jesus juice I heard it does wonders for any type of aliment.

    -1
  • erisnoelle February 16, 2011

    And for the next four hours, my family will have to put up with my "everyone fucking abuses the system and is total douchebags" mood since this woman is proof.

    -1
  • askyoursister February 16, 2011

    a little sour cream on the prettytaco? i've thought about going to walmart and putting on a knee brace and cruise the aisles in them little handicapped shopping carts, but i know now that i would look like a total prick.

    +0
  • two-hats February 16, 2011

    Prettytaco doesn't seem that pretty to me inside or outside.

    +0
  • tha_ringmaster February 16, 2011

    prettytaco, before posting future comments, please refer to mrratty's pic, thank you

    +0
  • mrdevil February 16, 2011

    Adam H, you are a damn Idiot, how dare you not phone this person to find out whether or not they are paralysed or using the wheel chair because they are so fucking alcoholic the only time they walk is to reach for their next fix, I'm starting to wonder if you even care about mankind anymore, damn you Adam H

    -1
  • marcodufour February 16, 2011

    ADAM ! ` Pretty ( tacco( bell ) ryhming slang for bitch from hell ! 1991 ? bitch vintage of course !!!

    +0
  • mrratty February 16, 2011

    mrdevil, Adam or Jay dont care about mankind! They are only here to laugh at all the funny, stupid dumbshit comments. the peanut gallery posters are never right :)

    +0
 
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