Now That's A Huge Bitch

Damn, who invited Helga the Horrible? And where did she find a dress that fit her? I hope they don't have to pay the caterer per plate. I know Helga is hungry, and once she gets started chowing down, there's no stopping her. Definitely keep her big ass away from the cake.

43 Comments
  • dirtysanchez69 February 24, 2011

    So thats what bigfoot looks like after a shave. HMMMMM

    +6
  • sactownryder February 24, 2011

    I guarantee he says "I DO!"

    +1
  • two-hats February 24, 2011

    Not my kind of Woman she would make my dick look too small in her hand.

    +8
  • killkenny February 24, 2011

    Cheap fuckers. Making the bouncer a bridesmaid.

    +11
  • cellule February 24, 2011

    My mom is stronger than yours.

    +8
  • stinkpalm February 24, 2011

    i would sooooooo hit that.....

    +1
  • h4rdcor3 February 24, 2011

    She has a sleight advantage when it comes to catching the bouquet

    +6
  • sactownryder February 24, 2011

    ^the big one, or the little one?^

    +0
  • hempstix February 24, 2011

    I Know what bridesmaid I'm NOT fucking

    +6
  • bucknuts February 24, 2011

    "Duuuh,My name is Gurt, and i luv da purty bunny"

    +3
  • anomalous February 24, 2011

    That bitch was raised behind a plow!!

    +0
  • marcodufour February 24, 2011

    Will the real Mrs SHREK please stand up !

    -2
  • tex101 February 24, 2011

    I will love him and squeeze him, hug him and kiss him and I will name him George

    +10
  • t0mmy February 24, 2011

    i stay away from bitches that are big enough to wrestle a bear

    +4
  • spaulding February 24, 2011

    Tall chicks = face plant into the titties when you hug them.

    +3
  • morbeck February 24, 2011

    how do I add a profile picture?

    +0
  • rockinron February 24, 2011

    bet she use's a roll of bounty and a rope for a tampon.

    +4
  • morbeck February 24, 2011

    why are all these bitches wearing flip flops at a wedding? talk about trash

    +2
  • boredshitless February 24, 2011

    i'd hit it in a heart beat! hell she's cute... whats the matter? ya'll must be short!

    +1
  • fc420 February 24, 2011

    I would sooo hit that

    +0
  • mccracken February 24, 2011

    Being 6'6 myself, I think I could take her. I would if you needed a translation!

    +1
  • iluvkitty February 24, 2011

    I don't usually eat standing up, but she is probably gonna make me eat her out while standing.

    +5
  • critterbug February 24, 2011

    Go ahead and rape me biggin'. I might just like it.

    +2
  • chaga February 24, 2011

    She's 5' 7"... The rest are dwarves.

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi February 24, 2011

    That's the bitch I want with me at Denny's when I'm talking shit to other bitches.

    +9
  • jdgoma February 24, 2011

    poor groomsman that has to dance with her. And what about the two next to her. Phugly!

    +0
  • picklehiesner February 24, 2011

    I was laughing at the comments before i even scrolled down to read them

    +1
  • picklehiesner February 24, 2011

    cute girls on the brides right, ugly ones on the left .... now say cheese

    +1
  • xjugxheadx February 24, 2011

    Looks like my sisters boyfriends sister.. lol

    +0
  • kissarmy12 February 24, 2011

    Her and Shaq have the same tailor.

    +3
  • pizzapie February 24, 2011

    flip flops at a wedding? that's class

    +0
  • hanjob February 24, 2011

    Fuck, I thought I was tall

    +0
  • rush February 24, 2011

    If you do not FUCK ME, I will kill you!!

    +0
  • hardhead February 24, 2011

    I believe I would have a go with that big ass gal !

    +1
  • d90girl February 24, 2011

    Flip Flops !!??? SERIOUSLY.....

    +0
  • marsape February 25, 2011

    The big girl was arrested at the airport on her way to this wedding, apparently the police found 3 pounds of crack in her underpants

    -4
  • atmydismay February 25, 2011

    Thats not the flower girl,.... Thats the power girl!!!!

    +0
  • marsape February 25, 2011

    ^exclamation marksickness!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!

    -4
  • boofano February 25, 2011

    fuck me drunk

    +0
  • u-235 February 25, 2011

    Damn, I bet she has a rubber butt plug about the size of a fire hydrant.

    +0
  • sicasso February 25, 2011

    Big girls need love too, don't they ???

    +1
  • honkie365 March 1, 2011

    You could probably park a VW Beetle in her cunt.

    +0
  • filby December 16, 2014

    could be fun!

    +0
 
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