Would You Hit It? Big Red

Big Red is a natural red head, but don't take my word for it. Get down and dirty and find out for yourself. She's happy to pull up her belly if you need help finding the proof. She's dawned her sexiest outfit, and is ready for you to make her scream, "Oh Lord!"

49 Comments
  • two-hats February 24, 2011

    She looks like Mars.

    +13
  • cellule February 24, 2011

    Shit! The fire spreaded out of the fireplace!

    +2
  • h4rdcor3 February 24, 2011

    I'd hit her with that clock and tell her it was time to get to the gym fat ass!

    +3
  • marcodufour February 24, 2011

    How do you fuck Big Red ? roll her in flour and go for the wet spot !

    -1
  • joseffritzl February 24, 2011

    Even the big bad wolf wouldnt eat her

    +11
  • hempstix February 24, 2011

    oh lord, oh lord, OH SHIT, OH SHIT

    -4
  • smutly2 February 24, 2011

    lmao...she blocks out the fireplace!!

    +1
  • tex101 February 24, 2011

    Well now I can't chew Big Red Gum anymore

    +2
  • t0mmy February 24, 2011

    where do obese chicks buy their giant panties from?

    +7
  • spaulding February 24, 2011

    I didn't know hot air baloons double as lingerie

    +4
  • hempstix February 24, 2011

    @t0mmy your wife

    +0
  • erisnoelle February 24, 2011

    I don't screw things that take hours to find the crotch.

    +2
  • morbeck February 24, 2011

    It's santa's wife waiting for her big present.

    -1
  • two-hats February 24, 2011

    Imagine the look on Santa's face when he comes down that chimney.

    +4
  • boredshitless February 24, 2011

    i like em chunky, but when their blood type is gravy... its too big for me

    +6
  • tapeworm February 24, 2011

    my ex wife! her backfat was tighter than her snatch.

    +2
  • rockinron February 24, 2011

    wow i bet she has 2 different area codes!

    +1
  • mccracken February 24, 2011

    Oh fuck, this bitch broke though my wall last week yelling "OH YEAH KOOL-AID"

    +4
  • gabryl February 24, 2011

    look at adam before he was born

    +2
  • critterbug February 24, 2011

    With a whiffle ball lubed with honey. Sprinkle on a few crushed peanuts for her pleasure.

    +0
  • the_argus February 24, 2011

    KOOL-AID!!!

    +0
  • critterbug February 24, 2011

    Then use the bat to stuff it deep.

    +0
  • outamyskull February 24, 2011

    smutly2:"lmao...she blocks out the fireplace!! "

    Fuck that! She blocks out the sun!

    +1
  • scdtrd February 24, 2011

    Why? I mean, whats the point of the outfit? What is trying to hide?

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi February 24, 2011

    Whoa--Baby got back, front AND sideways!

    +2
  • tex101 February 24, 2011

    @two-hats, no i think is more like, imagine the look on santa's face when he's at the mall and she wants to sit on his lap

    +2
  • rodgtard February 24, 2011

    There is over five dollars in loose change in the skin folds all over here body. They dig it out every spring and use it to rent a power washer

    +2
  • wulberdee February 24, 2011

    ive got a semi just looking at her.

    -1
  • pizzapie February 24, 2011

    I love big girls. I'd be all over that for weeks. That's how long it would take to find the pussy

    +2
  • rush February 24, 2011

    Jay why do you hide yourself in this women!!

    -1
  • simplechaos February 24, 2011

    Red rover red rover...nah fuck that im not coming over

    +11
  • rockinron February 24, 2011

    i dont know whats worse, the fact that she actually thinks she is sexy!! or the fact that there are black dudes out there right now searching for crazyshits phone # so they can beg to meet her!!!

    +2
  • hardhead February 24, 2011

    Not no but HELL FUCKIN NO !!! This is what I mean by "grossly fat". Gross ! I mean, I like chunky chicks & all but this is ridiculous !

    +0
  • d90girl February 24, 2011

    KOTZ !!!!!!!

    +0
  • boppalilbit February 25, 2011

    I have tried everything but I think I will pass, pass away without ever touching a fat thing

    +0
  • marsape February 25, 2011

    I'd have to strap a floor board to my butt to stop me from falling in.

    -2
  • atmydismay February 25, 2011

    Shes just purdy

    +0
  • atmydismay February 25, 2011

    Bitch is frontin

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth February 25, 2011

    Too much work, no thanks.

    +0
  • scooterrat February 25, 2011

    Slap her just about anywhere and ride the wave in.

    +2
  • azzholee February 25, 2011

    is that Justine Bieber?

    +1
  • cunalingus February 25, 2011

    I dont know I could find a big enough truck to hit it with!!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi February 25, 2011

    ^^What's a Bieber??^^

    +1
  • slyworm February 25, 2011

    plain ol fashion nasty!

    +0
  • sicasso February 25, 2011

    After a night of the most intence drinking and you wake up with a massive headache, you look up and start to have a panic attack when you accually focus on big red here and just say omg why would you do this to me, you faint and have a massive corenary heartattak. Lifes a bitch then you do a fat bitch and die.

    +0
  • dennis9966 February 25, 2011

    Sorry too much work to get in thereBut I would take a blow job

    +0
  • maximxj750 February 27, 2011

    I wouldn't hit it because I wouldn't be able to find the snatch. I would however enjoy having her sit on my chest and squash me.

    +0
  • herbsonherbs March 3, 2011

    I'm a fat lover and this would be my ultimate dream girl. Can't help it, they just drive me crazy. My backdrop!

    +0
  • e39freak March 14, 2011

    Oh yeah!

    +0
 
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