A Night Of Cock Punishment
Tonight I'm just going to kick back and relax, and let the stress of the work week melt away. I think I'll light some candles, get out the tongs and some clothes pins, and treat my cock like it stole drugs from the Mexican cartel.
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His dick looks like a cowering dog that's about to get beat.
WHYYYY!
always with the tongs and sparklers
This guy can spell "evolution" backwards.
happy birthday to me happy birthday to me I know how to party thats how I roll... WTF why???
i hope thats the fuse on a stick of dynamite!..fuckin freak
what? no jumper cables? fuckin amature
These people are so fucking stupid! If this is you.....shoot youself now!
happy birth day jay
It's not your dicks fault you ain't gettin no pussy
Ha Ha! Made you look.
God must have a weird sense of humor...
Happy New Year.. ( late )
damnit! would somebody please tell these ugly little dick nerds that your local adult store does have layaway for blow up dolls!!!!
If that's how they circumcise a dick I'm glad I don't remember it
Dear Penthouse, I thought this would be a boring night....
That's what you get for being so small, you little prick!
Hell, this is just a teaser. I hate to see what's next when July comes up.
Yeah .... that's fucking normal , please just fast forward to the part where you cut it off asshole
Oooooh look--a penis party!
Isn't it punishment enough that he has a tiny dick?