Would you Eat This Clam?

Ok, I know it's not a clam, but oyster doesn't sound so fucking awesome. Would you tickle it with your tongue before you ate it? I'd probably do some tickling, then a bit of horse radish and hot sauce. Then slurp it up.

26 Comments
  • tripper March 5, 2011

    You'd have to leave it in the sun for a day to get the same smell

    +14
  • two-hats March 5, 2011

    Depends what it smells like. Once your past the smell you've got it licked.

    +6
  • spaulding March 5, 2011

    damn, and it can't tell you no. I like oysters now.

    +13
  • larbob March 5, 2011

    put a little hair around that baby.

    -3
  • cellule March 5, 2011

    No little string hanging? I'm in dude!

    +4
  • siko666 March 5, 2011

    Repost

    +0
  • crazypoopz March 5, 2011

    id put it in my sex doll for that natural feeling

    +2
  • crazypoopz March 5, 2011

    ^o and for the smell^

    +1
  • d90girl March 5, 2011

    I prefer Mussels in garlic and white wine sauce. Shit , I may run to the Fresh Market and get some for tonight :-)

    +0
  • boredshitless March 5, 2011

    sorry Jay i dont think i can tickle anything with my tough!

    +0
  • azzholee March 5, 2011

    I WILL LICK IT FOR FREE

    +0
  • catsyvixen March 5, 2011

    i has mussel for dinner last night... after seeing this idk if i can eat any shell fish with out thinking about eating pussy... no complaints from me on that

    +2
  • edrich March 5, 2011

    No i would lick it up and down before i would

    +0
  • chaga March 5, 2011

    It's a Love Mussel!!

    +4
  • boppalilbit March 5, 2011

    last time I did something like this I had to take antibiotics for a month for the clamidia I caught

    +1
  • pistolwhip March 5, 2011

    fuck beer belly betty im gonna fuck that clam....

    +4
  • scooterrat March 5, 2011

    I'd have to perform cunnilingus on that before I ate it.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi March 5, 2011

    Jam out with your clam out.

    +1
  • dave7777777 March 6, 2011

    it must be a female clam.

    +0
  • n0s4a2_420 March 6, 2011

    no!!!!

    +0
  • atom March 6, 2011

    I'd hit it. Amen

    +1
  • rockinron March 6, 2011

    proves there is a god. he couldnt make just one creature with such a fine place to put a mans tounge and dick.

    -1
  • marsape March 6, 2011

    ^you prove you're insane more every comment, A god...ahahahhahh fuck off

    +0
  • hardhead March 6, 2011

    Hmmm...if I`m ever sittin at Dirty Dick`s Crab Shack & find an oyster like this....I imagine I`m gonna get some weird looks !

    +0
  • showmeurtits March 7, 2011

    Damn Jay... your starting to sound like Adam when he's heading to the Fag Bar!

    +4
  • skydiver29 March 7, 2011

    Well at least we know marsape could hit the back of it.

    +0
 
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