Would You Hit It: Beer Belly Betty

Just imagine, you have drank one two many Coors Lights, and Betty here is looking really good. Actually too good. After some heavy making out, and clothes stripping you start to hit it and hit it hard. That's when the beer belly starts to flop all over the place. Hitting you, hitting her tits, hitting the dog. It's not a good thing. So, are you ready for that? Bonus for the fake tits.

34 Comments
  • tripper March 5, 2011

    I wouldn't fuck her with your dick

    +4
  • spaulding March 5, 2011

    Sure, I'd hit it from behind. BTW, WTF is up with the homemade boob job?

    +5
  • larbob March 5, 2011

    she's a twelve pack.

    +0
  • two-hats March 5, 2011

    ^more like a keg.

    -3
  • cellule March 5, 2011

    Now get to McDonald's for the matching butt.

    -2
  • crazypoopz March 5, 2011

    y not i need money

    -4
  • ducksick March 5, 2011

    More like pony keg Patsy.

    -2
  • oldunclejohn March 5, 2011

    I double dog dare ya!

    +2
  • lenny9651 March 5, 2011

    fake tits? did she get them at the dollar store?

    +0
  • crazypoopz March 5, 2011

    ^^na man u know we shop at wal-mart whats wrong with you dollar store psst

    -3
  • d90girl March 5, 2011

    Got the dates mixed up again ??? Its not Trailer Trash Tuesday !!

    +1
  • boredshitless March 5, 2011

    gimme a paper bag and plenty of alcohol! but she's way too ugly to stick around for breakfast with!

    +1
  • 2bit March 5, 2011

    If she had ALOT of beer, why not.

    +1
  • azzholee March 5, 2011

    .

    +0
  • rc2james March 5, 2011

    MOM!

    +3
  • wardo56 March 5, 2011

    will alcohol be provided?

    +3
  • pistolwhip March 5, 2011

    hell ya give me a stick to hold that belly up.

    +3
  • scooterrat March 5, 2011

    Stick might break, I think a duct tape corset would work pretty good.

    +1
  • askyoursister March 5, 2011

    i'd rock the fuck out of her trailer...

    +4
  • dennis9966 March 5, 2011

    It like a old car little ruff on the out side but still rides good

    +1
  • rush March 5, 2011

    Well I guess, if she is buying!

    +1
  • maximxj750 March 5, 2011

    no thanks

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 5, 2011

    Instead of implants, she should have gone for lipo and a tummy tuck.

    +0
  • skydiver29 March 6, 2011

    ^^^ hello pot meet kettle

    +4
  • mrbigglesworth March 6, 2011

    I've done worse.

    +1
  • atom March 6, 2011

    She's a little rough, but sure, why not? Old whores need misery too. Amen

    -1
  • rockinron March 6, 2011

    nothing a little bondo and drive wall wont fix. call me when the contractors and autobody men got her up to code.

    -5
  • kopuff March 6, 2011

    I've seen some incredibly fat, huge chicks that some of you have said yes too, and this lady is not nearly as bad as them.

    +0
  • hardhead March 6, 2011

    If I was really fucked up, really hard up, & really far away from home....sure I`d hit it !

    +1
  • dazzza March 6, 2011

    GET YOUR ROCKS O....OHH ERRR OFF FFS gross

    +0
  • picklehiesner March 6, 2011

    if she takes her teeth out id let her blow me

    +1
  • spicee March 7, 2011

    pretty sure i could get one off in that belly button, i'm in

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi March 8, 2011

    I'm just keeping it real, sky--and I bet you're not a dream date, either, so shut it.

    -1
  • cthulu March 9, 2011

    She looks like the type of lady to get me a blowjob, some Natty Ice and a tire change all in the same date

    +1
 
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