Asian Ass Selection

With so many asses to choose from, how is an Asian man to decide which to go with. They all look pretty decent, but without milk spraying or shit squeezing from their arseholes, it's really hard to be certain of your selection. You don't want to end up with a chick who can barely squirt an enema, or one who's turds are small and dry.

25 Comments
  • killkenny March 9, 2011

    I like the cracked one.

    +9
  • marsape March 9, 2011

    As soon as I saw this it made me crack up

    +0
  • two-hats March 9, 2011

    Asian firing squad 3 2 1 Fire!

    +5
  • spaulding March 9, 2011

    Hey look, they all have price tags. Just like real women.

    +5
  • pistolero March 9, 2011

    What flavor of shit does Stephan Ho-King want today?

    +4
  • cellule March 9, 2011

    Give them a couple more centuries and they'll discover the concept of beer-bongs.

    +0
  • two-hats March 9, 2011

    Why has the Guy in a wheelchair got a walking stick?

    +13
  • marsape March 9, 2011

    ^now that's gotta be comment of the week right there Adam

    -5
  • dageneral March 9, 2011

    the calm before the shit storm

    +11
  • boredshitless March 9, 2011

    top right has a case of rotten bush!

    +7
  • ezileeoffended March 9, 2011

    The first one to shit on my worthless legs gets to push me to the bedroom.

    +5
  • rockinron March 9, 2011

    its a shit vending machine .

    +6
  • atmydismay March 9, 2011

    Hes eying that one with the dry shit.

    -2
  • picklehiesner March 9, 2011

    watch out dude

    +0
  • bigtalk March 9, 2011

    whats the stick for to poke and sniff

    -3
  • wulberdee March 9, 2011

    DOES HE TEST THE ASSHOLE FIRST WITH HIS STICK TO SEE IF THE HOLE IS GOING TO BE WIDE ENOUGH FOR HIS DICK

    +2
  • azzholee March 9, 2011

    IT IS A TRAP!

    +3
  • pacific March 9, 2011

    BANZAI!!!

    +2
  • spinal-tap March 9, 2011

    ONE LOOKS LIKE SHE ALREADY TAKING A SHIT,SECOND FROM

    THE LEFT TOP SHELF AND THE ONE FAR RIGHT TOP SHELF.

    -1
  • wardo56 March 9, 2011

    He finally made it to the top of the transplant list

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 9, 2011

    Damn it, two hats--you stole my comment

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi March 9, 2011

    And what's he doing in just a bathrobe?

    +3
  • hardhead March 9, 2011

    I bet the tip of that stick smells like shit !

    +2
  • ihavenosoul March 10, 2011

    When your wall has that many cracks, I,m pretty sure there some damage to the foundation.

    +2
  • lordsho March 10, 2011

    Ass #5 on the top row needs to meet a weed wacker!!

    +1
 
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