Machine Gun Wedding

They were not fucking around when they said til death do they part. They've taken some precautions to make sure that doesn't happen anytime soon. Just keep those out of the Best Man's hands. You know he's going to get all drunk and want to shoot up the place. He never could handle his liquor.

21 Comments
  • cellule March 11, 2011

    Either that or a rope around your neck, you're married anyways.

    -1
  • rockinron March 11, 2011

    there going on their honeymoon in iraq!

    +0
  • killkenny March 11, 2011

    Tonight on Wedding Wars, Who will draw First Blood?

    +2
  • judasz March 11, 2011

    Ha Ha, hers is bigger.

    +9
  • merseybeat March 11, 2011

    throw the confetti now bastards!

    +2
  • dageneral March 11, 2011

    guaranteed to make them say i do

    +1
  • wackinisgood March 11, 2011

    wow ... what a woman

    +0
  • wackinisgood March 11, 2011

    he'll be dead within a decade...

    +4
  • wackinisgood March 11, 2011

    she really blows him away

    +3
  • gabryl March 11, 2011

    welcome to a white trash party

    +0
  • thundermug March 11, 2011

    The way a pre-nup should look.

    +0
  • facebooktube March 11, 2011

    i once got married to a women

    -2
  • lenny9651 March 11, 2011

    thats beats a shtgun wedding any day

    +3
  • crkrbob March 11, 2011

    I'd shot it on her face.

    +0
  • swazzi March 11, 2011

    First one to cheat gets their sex parts shot off. Kinda like a prenup..

    +5
  • bigtalk March 11, 2011

    shocking he did grow up to marry his sister

    +3
  • ohwickedwendi March 12, 2011

    What you don't see behind them, is her dad with the shotgun...

    +0
  • u-235 March 12, 2011

    Party poppers got old.

    +2
  • boppalilbit March 12, 2011

    prenup is signed in lead!

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 12, 2011

    Shit.ive heard of a shot gun wedding..

    -1
  • yomammasass March 12, 2011

    Hope one of them is fixed so they won't breed any more fucking Israeli brats.

    +0
 
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