Hawaiian Hot Lava

We've got earthquakes, tsunamis, and volcanoes all tearing shit up across the world. The Earth is pretty sick of people and ready to shake us off like annoying fleas. I just hope I can have sex with a midget chick before the time comes.

26 Comments
  • mrratty March 14, 2011

    May 21st 2011 nutha fuckers!! we all gonna die

    -3
  • mrratty March 14, 2011

    alright, how did a fuckin "N" get in there ? its mutha fuckers

    -2
  • zimmer March 14, 2011

    Mrratty - Your spelling is pretty grave itself !

    +7
  • ghosthunter March 14, 2011

    When Mother Nature want to be a real bitch. their aint a damn thing you can do about it!

    +2
  • rockinron March 14, 2011

    getting our ass kicked by mother nature is gods plan . read the bible there's some good shit in there about the end of man. revelations and the seven seals will make yer balls curl up!!

    -4
  • two-hats March 14, 2011

    Are the barbecues always this big in Hawaii?

    +0
  • azzholee March 14, 2011

    THAT'S MY CUM!

    -10
  • sirfartsalot March 14, 2011

    Looks like your moms herpes is flaring again.

    +6
  • bigredneck March 14, 2011

    @rockinron theres also shit in there about fucking little girls i guess that means you listen to that to

    -4
  • mrbigglesworth March 14, 2011

    That last one reminds me of Hillary Clinton, for some reason...

    +2
  • rockinron March 14, 2011

    bigredneck . really where i never saw it, look it up and send me the passage id like to read that part.

    -3
  • oicu8abullet March 14, 2011

    Tastes like burning.

    +6
  • jaton March 14, 2011

    We must sacrifice Justin Bieber to appease the volcano god

    +10
  • mudflap March 14, 2011

    LOL! ^ jaton... I could think of several more just to keep the god quiet for awhile.. Jesse jackson in ya go, obama, stop strugglin your orangatange wife is next. Step up Sharpton, that hairs gonna go up like a tumble weed! last but not least get in there nancy pelosi you rotton cunt!

    -1
  • spaulding March 14, 2011

    Plant a tree. You might have to use it as a boat soon.

    +1
  • judasz March 14, 2011

    jaton, that might make them more pissed. Throwing in a Little Fag boy and all.

    +5
  • atmydismay March 14, 2011

    reminds me of an experience i had in a taco bell bathroom stall

    +1
  • tastycake March 14, 2011

    learn to swim

    +0
  • sleeko March 14, 2011

    Happens to me everytime I eat too much Mexican food.

    +0
  • killtacular March 14, 2011

    God's plan? God's plan can suck my left testicle.

    It wasn't God who cased the Gulf Oil Spill to stall a major section of the pacific current, thus thrusting us into a possible mini-ice age.

    Besides, God is an Atheist.

    +0
  • machine March 14, 2011

    Killtacular, you fucking fruitloop. What has that got to do with the picture.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi March 14, 2011

    Lindsay Lohan went to Hawaii?!

    +0
  • boredshitless March 14, 2011

    i sure as hell hope all these people quoting when the world is going to end isn't Godless... can you see the irony in that?

    +0
  • pacific March 14, 2011

    One of the most active volcanoes in the world.

    +0
  • bigtalk March 14, 2011

    just the earth popping another zit

    +2
  • axilla March 15, 2011

    Not to be confused with the less common "Hawaiian Cold Lava".

    +4
 
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