That bird is hungrier, braver, and smarter than you, so you can forget about that delicious sandwich you were just enjoying for lunch. Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, making more of those?
I'd punch Launchpad right on the beak for that.
Now go make him another one bitch.
^@KK hahaha COTW
Natalie Portman really got into her role...
THAT IS AWESOME!
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN!
^ u aint gotta yell she can't hear u
*photo 1, I got my bird hat and my sammich what a beautiful day ... *photo 2, I thought this fuckin thing was dead when I bought it? oh well I still got my sammich ... *photo 3, That God Damn hat just shit down my back EEEWWWW Fuck I just lost my mighty sammich grip ... *photo 4, My husbands gonna bring his pimp hand down on my sammich hand when I tell him I lost my new hat... and his sammich
she won't wear that hat again
Bird stealing bread from another bird
well who woulda known? seagulls have a prettydamn good pimp hand!!
One shot one kill
Keeping his goon-wing strong...
All your bread are belong to us.
-Oh shit it dripped.. -wash-it off..?? -I can't he's flying too high...
I bet she swoops in on cock just like that.
i know shes just a girl, but you gotta be a real wimp to get mugged by a bird
Shes going to get pimp handed when she shows up to his work empty handed with a lame seagull story.
Hey the early bird gets to the whore
thats what happened to my sammich. bitch lied, now she gonna get another black eye.
she makes that same reaction when you cum on her face
I think she peed herself.
where im from i'd get away with shooting that bird for that.
^^ @boredshitless , where im from its against the law too kill those shit hawks, but no one will know it was me who fed the bird alka seltzer which is a good way to kill a bird lol
Kinda like a bad country song: she lost her bird hat and her sammich.