Please Don't Feed The Birds

That bird is hungrier, braver, and smarter than you, so you can forget about that delicious sandwich you were just enjoying for lunch. Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, making more of those?

26 Comments
  • spaulding March 16, 2011

    I'd punch Launchpad right on the beak for that.

    +2
  • killkenny March 16, 2011

    Now go make him another one bitch.

    +25
  • spaulding March 16, 2011

    ^@KK hahaha COTW

    +2
  • bloodfrozen1 March 16, 2011

    Natalie Portman really got into her role...

    +1
  • format187 March 16, 2011

    I agree

    -1
  • azzholee March 16, 2011

    THAT IS AWESOME!

    -1
  • azzholee March 16, 2011

    THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS IF YOU COME OUT OF THE KITCHEN!

    -1
  • ezileeoffended March 16, 2011

    ^ u aint gotta yell she can't hear u

    +6
  • ezileeoffended March 16, 2011

    *photo 1, I got my bird hat and my sammich what a beautiful day ... *photo 2, I thought this fuckin thing was dead when I bought it? oh well I still got my sammich ... *photo 3, That God Damn hat just shit down my back EEEWWWW Fuck I just lost my mighty sammich grip ... *photo 4, My husbands gonna bring his pimp hand down on my sammich hand when I tell him I lost my new hat... and his sammich

    -4
  • dageneral March 16, 2011

    she won't wear that hat again

    +3
  • marsape March 16, 2011

    Bird stealing bread from another bird

    -2
  • rockinron March 16, 2011

    well who woulda known? seagulls have a prettydamn good pimp hand!!

    +3
  • thewinkler March 16, 2011

    One shot one kill

    +3
  • thundermug March 16, 2011

    Keeping his goon-wing strong...

    -2
  • oicu8abullet March 16, 2011

    All your bread are belong to us.

    +2
  • cellule March 16, 2011

    -Oh shit it dripped.. -wash-it off..?? -I can't he's flying too high...

    +0
  • swazzi March 16, 2011

    I bet she swoops in on cock just like that.

    +5
  • lenny9651 March 16, 2011

    i know shes just a girl, but you gotta be a real wimp to get mugged by a bird

    +6
  • lordsboy666 March 16, 2011

    Shes going to get pimp handed when she shows up to his work empty handed with a lame seagull story.

    +3
  • atmydismay March 16, 2011

    Hey the early bird gets to the whore

    +2
  • sikamikanico69 March 16, 2011

    thats what happened to my sammich. bitch lied, now she gonna get another black eye.

    +0
  • bigtalk March 16, 2011

    she makes that same reaction when you cum on her face

    +1
  • pacific March 16, 2011

    I think she peed herself.

    +0
  • boredshitless March 17, 2011

    where im from i'd get away with shooting that bird for that.

    -1
  • kissarmy12 March 17, 2011

    ^^ @boredshitless , where im from its against the law too kill those shit hawks, but no one will know it was me who fed the bird alka seltzer which is a good way to kill a bird lol

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi March 18, 2011

    Kinda like a bad country song: she lost her bird hat and her sammich.

    +0
 
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