Stroke My Drive Shaft

Yeah baby, of course I'm sure this is how you drive a stick shift. Right now you're in first. To shift to a higher gear, you need to take longer and faster strokes. Now this is a 5 speed, so to get into 5th gear, you're going to need to use your mouth.

26 Comments
  • scooterrat March 17, 2011

    Looks like a well trained bitch to me. Driving her old man to get a sammich and wanking him on the way. Good girl!

    +6
  • format187 March 17, 2011

    Bitch don't even have the god damned common fuckin courtesy to spit on her damn hand

    +4
  • dageneral March 17, 2011

    id wear a helmet too if my bitch was driven

    +8
  • atmydismay March 17, 2011

    She already got a handle bar no need for that

    +0
  • cellule March 17, 2011

    I'll never share my girlfriend with pedals.

    -1
  • azzholee March 17, 2011

    LOL

    +0
  • killkenny March 17, 2011

    Is that a Peterbuilt?

    +0
  • rockinron March 17, 2011

    ^ @KK could be looks like its about to lose its load!

    -1
  • oicu8abullet March 17, 2011

    The only way to travel.

    +0
  • ezileeoffended March 17, 2011

    Headed to the yacht with Tommy Lee

    +4
  • bloodfrozen1 March 17, 2011

    the bamboo bench was taken...

    +2
  • two-hats March 17, 2011

    Best thing to do now is look for speed bumps.

    +3
  • nogo March 17, 2011

    Objects in mirror are closer than they appear

    +4
  • larbob March 17, 2011

    don't forget to down shift.

    -2
  • pacific March 17, 2011

    STANDARD DRIVER

    -1
  • icyjas March 17, 2011

    "Dammit, woman! When I say 'shift up', I don't mean tug harder! You ruin my fucking car, and you're buying me a new one, AFTER you make me another fucking sammich!!"

    -2
  • crackerkiller March 17, 2011

    them CRACKERS GOING TO B ON THE NEXT DAYS CRAZYSHIT!!!

    -5
  • anrconvert March 17, 2011

    She is lucky it's cut. Nothing would stink up a car faster than an uncut cock.

    -1
  • merseybeat March 18, 2011

    what if she goes through the wind shield,

    +0
  • lieutenantdan March 18, 2011

    Anyone know if she has a younger, hotter sister?

    +0
  • merciz March 18, 2011

    anyone know if she has a older, hotter mom?

    +1
  • mrbigglesworth March 18, 2011

    21 comments down and no one has said "stick shift" yet?

    -4
  • format187 March 18, 2011

    ^^^ Prolly cause Adam mentioned it in the paragraph under the pic, chode

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi March 18, 2011

    Wow--those shifters are getting more lifelike these days.

    +0
  • ridlaontharoof March 24, 2011

    next most dangerous thing 2 do while driving, 1st is of course texting

    +0
  • shhaammuuss June 18, 2013

    shes definately over due for some surprise butt secks

    +0
 
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