Safe, Eco Friendly, and It Works: Baby Ball Gag

Now that I am a parent, I now know the joys of a baby having a shit fit in a restaurant. I could care less of my baby ruining other people's means. But, if there was another baby in the restaurant, I would suggest they use the Baby Ball Gag to shut the fuck up, so we could enjoy our dinning experience. Baby Ball Gag FTW!

12 Comments
  • spaulding March 19, 2011

    I usually just karate chop 'em in the throat. That shuts them up.

    +18
  • marsape March 19, 2011

    Or just throw the little bastard's in the Microwave for about ten minutes.

    -9
  • killkenny March 19, 2011

    Cuts down on the food bill too.

    -2
  • ohwickedwendi March 19, 2011

    I've always found that leaving the little demon spawns home with a babysitter usually works quite well.

    +0
  • rockinron March 19, 2011

    what the fuck ever happened to good old duck tape?

    -1
  • mrratty March 19, 2011

    @rockinron, the alien conspirators ruined that

    +1
  • sirfartsalot March 19, 2011

    Plus one for spaulding. That comment was priceless!

    +1
  • catsyvixen March 19, 2011

    fuck other ppls enjoyment i aint usin that thing on my kid!!! they dont like it they can leave not my prob

    -4
  • boredshitless March 19, 2011

    just the idea of that is criminal... just put some food in the babys mouth... that always shuts em up!

    -1
  • wargod March 19, 2011

    ^Or call 2indastink

    +2
  • mudflap March 19, 2011

    @spaulding... Best comment in a while! Beer came out of my nose...

    +1
  • skydiver29 March 22, 2011

    @catsy Is your baby daddy a nigger? You sure seem to have the attitude of one.

    +0
 
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