She'll Never Make Another Sandwich

I heard her sandwich making skills had gone right down the shitter. Too much mayo, not enough meat, and no veggies at all. I can't say I'm surprised to see her days come to an end like this. A bad sandwich will drive any man crazy.

35 Comments
  • oicu8abullet March 20, 2011

    Can't say "no" now, can you?

    -1
  • two-hats March 20, 2011

    Well if you're going to die you might as well do it rubbing your clit eh.

    +0
  • killkenny March 20, 2011

    Looks like it was a fish sammich.

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  • boobles March 20, 2011

    What a waste of a good soccer top...

    -1
  • mostliklyurdad March 20, 2011

    wtf does sandwiches haft 2 do wit this pic

    -6
  • two-hats March 20, 2011

    ^ Are you new here?

    +11
  • mrratty March 20, 2011

    just FYI newbie, its spelled "sammich" got it ??

    +10
  • merseybeat March 20, 2011

    so she will never make another sandwich! im not sure, 2 slices of bread and some pickle and i would be happy.

    +3
  • judasz March 20, 2011

    AH No bad comment from me. She looks to be around, what 12,13? poor girl. Probably kissed a boy her father didn't approve of.

    -1
  • atmydismay March 20, 2011

    How did that happen with a butter knife?

    +0
  • rockinron March 20, 2011

    ^omg judasz whats with the giveing a shit all of the sudden? bitch fucked up and left out the mayo and payed for it, end of story!!

    -2
  • larbob March 20, 2011

    at least she didn't pee her pants.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi March 20, 2011

    Well, that's one way to dye your shirt red.

    +0
  • wulberdee March 20, 2011

    mostliklyurdad - youll soon learn my friend

    +0
  • stinkpalm March 20, 2011

    i said NO MUSTARD BITCH!

    +0
  • mrpoop March 20, 2011

    meat sandwich

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  • judasz March 20, 2011

    @rockinron, did you even read the second part of my comment. That is why I have nothing bad to say about the girl in the picture.

    +1
  • larbob March 20, 2011

    @judasz are you gay?

    +0
  • judasz March 20, 2011

    No.

    +2
  • boredshitless March 20, 2011

    im just sick of tired of the bitches forgetting to salt and pepper the mayo side of my sammichs!

    -1
  • ezileeoffended March 20, 2011

    I TOLD your DUMB ASS not to wear your God Damn choker collar around the fuckin sammich slicing machine!

    +1
  • iowaredneck March 20, 2011

    Just the way I like it EXTRA SPLATTERY

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 20, 2011

    No loss in my book.

    -1
  • rockinron March 20, 2011

    sorry judasz, glad your still a sick fuck like the rest of us.

    +0
  • mudflap March 20, 2011

    Not a good ending for sure...

    +0
  • d90girl March 21, 2011

    That's just sad...all you fuckers ever get from the whores you with are fucking sandwiches !!?? My hubby dines on T-bone Steak, baked potato's and cold Beer....And every morning He eats Bacon and Eggs......Looks like you poor bastards just not living the good life at all !! Well, better let you'll go back to your Schlitz and sandwich. Hubby and I are having Lobster Tail and Prime rib.

    -1
  • rodeye2 March 21, 2011

    ^^^I guess you don't know how to make a sammich.^^^

    +6
  • rockinron March 21, 2011

    ^^ d90girl. no we have a little respect for our women, we just pimp slap them for a sammich. we dont beat the living fuck outta them and force them to type what you typed and make t-bones.

    -2
  • killtacular March 21, 2011

    I can't say anything about this one, meng.

    +0
  • d90girl March 21, 2011

    Hahahah....nice try ;-)

    and yes, I don't make sandwiches, that's what I got a maid for !

    -2
  • slippy March 22, 2011

    Re-Post

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  • grimreaper2012 July 18, 2011

    i hate motherfuckers who try to control a women" iv been married for 13 yrs with a mexican girl an let me tell u something the stories i v heard about men from other counrty thats what happineds when they dont get their ways

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  • netloveschris December 19, 2012

    She can still make a sammich, I know! You can just slice her up and make her into lunch meat. That's what I'd want my man to do to me. Just, it'd better be some MEGA fine bitch turning me into a sammich, with a great ass and perky tits. :D

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  • austinlorenzo July 7, 2014

    she proberly was fucking her own uncle behind her mans back!! these people like to fuck family members! fucking scum whore slut tramp dirty skank v d having motherfucker!! fuck u and your fucking uncles!! this is what happens ha ha ha!! u earned it bitch!!

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  • austinlorenzo July 7, 2014

    she proberly was fucking her own uncle behind her mans back!! these people like to fuck family members! fucking scum whore slut tramp dirty skank v d having motherfucker!! fuck u and your fucking uncles!! this is what happens ha ha ha!! u earned it bitch!!

    +0
 
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