Pick Me Up Some Pussy

Hey, when you stop by the store, please pick me up some pussy. I'm all out and I'm addicted that shit. It tastes so good and makes my lips tingle when I put it in my mouth. I'm strapped for cash right now, but I'll get you back, and I'll share the pussy with you too.

23 Comments
  • format187 March 22, 2011

    Taste like chicken

    +3
  • crazypoopz March 22, 2011

    every one likes pussy they can use whenever

    +2
  • blindferret March 22, 2011

    Do random cans smell like old fish, and have hairs that get caught in your teeth?

    +2
  • dageneral March 22, 2011

    0% Alcohol. Only pussies drink pussy

    +3
  • sirfartsalot March 22, 2011

    Pussy's pussy its all pink on the inside.

    +6
  • chupamiverga March 22, 2011

    try the all new smelly diet pussy

    +2
  • merseybeat March 22, 2011

    canned fish nothing new!

    +2
  • lenny9651 March 22, 2011

    all the comercials that show men being more manly drinking energy drinks, this one turns you in to a pussy

    +1
  • sexstarved March 22, 2011

    you don't need a can opener for mine,just a vodka and coke.

    +8
  • ezileeoffended March 22, 2011

    "Yo Bitch, Bring me some pussy when your done makin my sammich"

    +1
  • cellule March 22, 2011

    Shave before opening.

    +1
  • crazypoopz March 22, 2011

    at least its a white can

    +8
  • oicu8abullet March 22, 2011

    While you're out get 2 blowjobs. Keep one for yourself and when you get back you can give me one.

    +1
  • ezileeoffended March 22, 2011

    ahhh I see they named a drink after marsape ... Bring on the neg. bitch

    +5
  • ohwickedwendi March 22, 2011

    I'd watch out for the red cans...

    +6
  • catsyvixen March 22, 2011

    a 40 yr old virgins favorite drink!! now when they say they have had pussy it isnt entirely a lie.

    +4
  • cbt23 March 22, 2011

    My can smells rotten

    +4
  • pacific March 22, 2011

    WAS THIS MADE IN BALKAN??

    +3
  • lordsboy666 March 22, 2011

    Canned pussy .... Finally. Pussy on the go.

    +4
  • mrbigglesworth March 23, 2011

    Of course, they never had pussy in a can when I was a teenager.

    +4
  • superballs March 23, 2011

    i would like a six pack of pussy please.....it says here in the ingredients it has adams mom in it..

    +1
  • skydiver29 March 25, 2011

    I couldnt hit the g-spot on a 12 pound pussy.

    +0
  • beergoggles March 25, 2011

    A can of pussy and a bottle of ether.

    +0
 
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