Would You Hit It? The Portly Pair

Threesomes are awesome, but this kind of feels more like a ninesome. It might be fun though. You'd have 6 holes, and who knows how many folds to fuck. Just don't get trapped for too long with out any air. And when you're all done, I just know one of them has some mad cooking skills.

56 Comments
  • coonboy March 22, 2011

    I am hitting it in this picture, just cant see me.

    +8
  • boobles March 22, 2011

    I'm going to have to go with no on this one. It was a tough one.......but no.

    +4
  • stinkpalm March 22, 2011

    (gag).........maybe

    +1
  • drewnobyl March 22, 2011

    i would with a fucking bat

    +1
  • bigggbadddjohn March 22, 2011

    did the one standing step on a poor lizard?????

    +0
  • wackinisgood March 22, 2011

    ya, b 4 the last two bitches with dicks, sure

    +0
  • vagsmasher March 22, 2011

    Ahhhhhhhh......What the hell

    +0
  • ezileeoffended March 22, 2011

    Alright ya fat bitches one last time "Make me a Fuckin Sammich" And this time DON'T eat it!

    +0
  • cellule March 22, 2011

    Assembled with proper technique, wood structures can be as strong as one made of steel.

    +1
  • marsape March 22, 2011

    HOW?

    -11
  • thundermug March 22, 2011

    I didn't know they made workout gear in those sizes.

    +2
  • ghosthunter March 22, 2011

    Holy Shit! That would derail a freight train!

    +3
  • murlin99 March 22, 2011

    I have to say, I would do that. It would be like a treasure hunt.

    +1
  • warfighter64 March 22, 2011

    Id hit it...with a truck

    +0
  • 2bit March 22, 2011

    Insert(vomiting from dead body video)

    +1
  • dageneral March 22, 2011

    these two are the hottest piece of ass in New Orleans

    +5
  • ezileeoffended March 22, 2011

    @MARSAPE ... you are a turd fucking monkey rapist ... Try saying something somebody besides yourself can laugh at ..... By the way its easy to tell who's dishing out all the minuses when your the only cross dressing cum guzzling poopchute bandit with a plus.... well at least you give yourself credit! Mr. Meth Mouth.

    +8
  • tapeworm March 22, 2011

    why not? someone has to fuck the fat ones.

    +3
  • killkenny March 22, 2011

    Jeebus marsape! Nothing like being obvious. Everybody has negs - except you! lulz!

    +8
  • killkenny March 22, 2011

    And @thundermug^ It's not work out gear. It's reconfigured circus tents.

    +9
  • keymaster March 22, 2011

    turd fucking monkey rapist lol thats some quality insult dude nice one

    +4
  • ohwickedwendi March 22, 2011

    Anyone who shops at Tents are Us and Tarp Shed, I'm gonna avoid like explosive diarrhea.

    -3
  • ezileeoffended March 22, 2011

    @killkenny^ I aint here to dis nobody but damn Marsape is like a dry-rotted anal bead wedged in a dead midgets ass.

    +10
  • oicu8abullet March 22, 2011

    I would do anything for love, but I won't do that. No, I won't do that.

    +4
  • assymcgee March 22, 2011

    Fuck yeah!!!! An't nothing like fucking a fat chick. They fuck like they are trying to prove something.(just don't let your friends find out)

    +4
  • negativenazi March 22, 2011

    I've had a busy day

    +0
  • klm1957 March 22, 2011

    I would if there tits were bigger

    +0
  • vader77 March 22, 2011

    I would hit it damn right

    +0
  • jdgoma March 22, 2011

    Maybe with a jar of peanut butter, and run like a motherfucker.

    +1
  • sureniceguy615 March 22, 2011

    i would lick there cracks give me a hell ya if u would to lmao

    +0
  • picklehiesner March 22, 2011

    I would have to be on top

    +5
  • ducksick March 22, 2011

    Why not, I have a moped too.

    +0
  • slipdry March 22, 2011

    the real question is how is that bench supporting all that weight?

    +4
  • scooterrat March 22, 2011

    Hell Yeah! We'd make a Scooterrat Sammich!

    +0
  • orange March 22, 2011

    I thought Chris Farley died. Sure looks like him on the bench, sex change maybe.

    +0
  • larbob March 22, 2011

    i'd be like one thin slice of bologna between two hunks of texas toast.now thats a samich.

    +2
  • boredshitless March 22, 2011

    why not? can i borrow some flour to find the wet spot?

    +0
  • yourtacosmells March 22, 2011

    hell yea looks like tons of fun and u know you gonna eat good after...

    +2
  • in_ur_skin March 22, 2011

    i'd rather get splinters in my dick from that bench

    +3
  • mccracken March 22, 2011

    I would hit them both, when I finish, it would be like getting off a waterbed...

    +2
  • chaga March 22, 2011

    I'm really, really, reeeaaalllly going to puke this time....

    +2
  • pacific March 22, 2011

    I think so.... The good thing about hitting BBW is even if you hit their arm pit, neck with some saliva you can still cum.. hahahahah

    -1
  • sexstarved March 22, 2011

    looks like the wrong time of the month for marsape again.

    +3
  • seaghost March 22, 2011

    got to decline....they should carry a health warning.

    +3
  • lordsboy666 March 22, 2011

    Ive always wanted to be with two girls at once.... but I want to live to tell my friends... so no.

    +5
  • tittyfan March 23, 2011

    not soo much

    +0
  • bite-me71 March 23, 2011

    Yeah i'd hit it with a family size bag of chips and run like hell.

    +3
  • skydiver29 March 23, 2011

    Nope. But I know some of the usual suspects(fatty lovers) around here would.

    -4
  • asstro March 23, 2011

    I fucked a wood pile once on the chance there might be a snake in it. They are still a maybe.

    +0
  • etdaddy March 23, 2011

    hit it?, where?, and with whose semi

    +0
  • tapeworm March 23, 2011

    add a bucket of kfc and it's a nigger's wet dream.

    +1
  • jessmike March 23, 2011

    jezzzzz I have bigger tits than those two... maybe they should redirect their Twinkie consumption.

    +0
  • fuckyoupayme March 23, 2011

    fuck no!these two fat ass white trash bitches need to be shot in their stomachs

    +0
  • wulberdee March 24, 2011

    "YOU ALWAYS GET A SHAG AT A FAT BIRD

    +0
  • merciz March 25, 2011

    Should they even be alive ??????????????

    +0
  • bobbob March 30, 2011

    Not since we broke up I miss them

    +0
 
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