Sit On My Face

I'm all for having a lady sit on my face, but I think some parameters need to be set. For instance, if her ass is bigger than the upper half of my body, it's not happening. Forget about how much this bitch weighs for a minute, and imagine the smell coming from that rotten cooch.

39 Comments
  • dageneral March 24, 2011

    i fucking hate Wiggers

    +1
  • cellule March 24, 2011

    Upendejo's finest hour!

    +2
  • moldedguppy March 24, 2011

    hell his last few minutes, I don't think he lasted an hour.

    +1
  • 2bit March 24, 2011

    when she farts it probably doesn't come out of her ass right away, it just sits in between them cheeks and festers.

    +2
  • stinkpalm March 24, 2011

    as we all know if you are putting anything in your ass tie a string around it! get him a rope in case her ass avalanch swallows hi whole!

    +2
  • mrratty March 24, 2011

    hes dead already, and she thinks he likes it.

    +4
  • marsapeisafag March 24, 2011

    Bitch sat on my face while I slept. All I can smell is tuna

    -1
  • sexstarved March 24, 2011

    payback time

    -1
  • willylickaball March 24, 2011

    Smotherfucker

    +5
  • scooterrat March 24, 2011

    That's about the most fucked up happy ending I ever saw

    +0
  • keymaster March 24, 2011

    never knew thongs came that big

    +2
  • otisdriftwood March 24, 2011

    This guy will be a walking skid mark in no time.

    +0
  • buttdarts March 24, 2011

    Bring that weak shit whoever is giving negatives. I'll fix it.

    +3
  • pizzapie March 24, 2011

    His funeral is on Friday

    +0
  • azzholee March 24, 2011

    what a shity way to die

    +0
  • crazypoopz March 24, 2011

    poor guy he only got 1 nom out of it.

    +12
  • lenny9651 March 24, 2011

    found dead in motel room with crushed skull and a face that smells like ass

    +2
  • wildcat March 24, 2011

    The poor guy is in a coma....She just farted.....

    +2
  • oicu8abullet March 24, 2011

    He's just waiting for a cheddar cheese log with almonds to come out.

    +0
  • harleybitch March 24, 2011

    hey baby I can see all ur donuts from here

    +0
  • two-hats March 24, 2011

    She's that fat she didn't even notice the cigarette in his mouth.

    +5
  • kissarmy12 March 24, 2011

    i bet her ass smells like the toe webbings of a Hatian marathon runner

    +3
  • atmydismay March 24, 2011

    I hope shes paying him!

    +0
  • darkwestern March 24, 2011

    Maybe when shes done he can hang himself with her G-String.

    +1
  • slipdry March 24, 2011

    damn shes so fat her pussy goes all the way to the back

    +3
  • wulberdee March 24, 2011

    WHAT AWAY TO GO.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi March 24, 2011

    Bitches that big can't clean their asses--I wonder if she got him to do it for her before they started.

    +1
  • oicu8abullet March 24, 2011

    He's doing it for her right now.

    +1
  • yourtacosmells March 24, 2011

    wow

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 24, 2011

    How do you explain this to his family... He died HOW???

    +1
  • killtacular March 24, 2011

    OH DEAR GOD! The Blue Meanie shaved off all it's fur! MY eyes! MY FUCKIN' EYEEEEEES~!

    +0
  • boredshitless March 24, 2011

    she was cute when i married her.

    +3
  • highandmighty March 24, 2011

    OMG!!!!! that is so nasty. how can she sit on his nasty face?!!!!

    +0
  • furniture666 March 25, 2011

    sit on my face, and tell me that you love me. i'll sit on your face and tell you i love you too. i love to hear you oralize, when i'm between your thighs. you blow me away.

    +1
  • munkybitch March 25, 2011

    Arrhhh What the Fuck!

    +0
  • mrbigglesworth March 25, 2011

    If you were a man-whore, this would be your #2 customer. The #1 customer being fags, of course.

    +0
  • u-235 March 25, 2011

    I wonder if she was listening to Lords of Acid: I sit on acid.

    +0
  • imdashit17 March 26, 2011

    It's not a thong. It's a fucking hammock

    +0
  • tiffaneyhoover September 12, 2011

    could you imagine if she had a wet fart she would blow shit right into his face, how funny would that be!!

    +0
 
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