Spider Left A Hole In His Arm

"so I had a large chunk of my arm cut out because of an infected spider bite... no big deal, I got some cool pain meds for it, and a new place to hide my crack! Wait, I'm white nobody will believe I sell crack. Guess I will just have to tell bitches I meet at the bar I got shot."

27 Comments
  • keymaster March 29, 2011

    Now stick your dick in it and send us that picture

    +6
  • vagsmasher March 29, 2011

    You could hide your weed in there

    +6
  • thunderbutt March 29, 2011

    Holy bite mark Spidey!

    +0
  • buzzhawg March 29, 2011

    Replace your antibiotics with estrogen and maybe it'll grow a clit.

    +6
  • massiveballs March 29, 2011

    go fuck yourself

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi March 29, 2011

    That makes two holes he can get raped in.

    +2
  • brendanc_88 March 29, 2011

    How the fuck do ppl not notice these things sooner?

    +0
  • bucknuts March 29, 2011

    good place to hide drugs

    -2
  • azzholee March 29, 2011

    NOW IMAGINE THAT THE SPIDER COMMING OUT OF IT!

    +0
  • oicu8abullet March 29, 2011

    @Wendi: 3 holes. Haven't you ever raped someone before?

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi March 29, 2011

    @oicu8abullet: his mouth is gonna have a ball gag in it.

    +6
  • oicu8abullet March 29, 2011

    I stand corrected. Teach me. ;-)

    +2
  • killtacular March 29, 2011

    Hole-y Shit!

    +3
  • dercian March 29, 2011

    i dont see a wedding ring so im taking that hole to cock town

    -1
  • rockinron March 29, 2011

    look a glory hole for canibals!

    -2
  • simplechaos March 29, 2011

    marscape will fuck it

    +1
  • pacific March 29, 2011

    Heat up a spoon stick it inside, then pour alcohol before it gets worst.

    -1
  • boredshitless March 29, 2011

    um - ow

    +0
  • honkie365 March 29, 2011

    It's a good thing that they cut out the necrotic flesh or he could have easily lost his arm.

    The hole will heal and leave a shiny circle. You can see the type of skin that will cover the hole...just look at the edge of the wound...shiny and thick.

    +0
  • sexstarved March 29, 2011

    and if you cannot find the spider search the web

    +3
  • czech_it_out March 29, 2011

    would you hit it?

    -1
  • chaga March 29, 2011

    Sterilize a large ball bearing and put it in there

    before it closes up. Drives people crazy when

    you're always setting off metal detectors.

    +2
  • scooterrat March 30, 2011

    Looks like the fucking spider made a home in there

    +0
  • cellule March 30, 2011

    So that's... like what.. your fourth? Fifth ass-hole?

    +0
  • ghosthunter March 30, 2011

    Brown recluse is my guess..

    +2
  • dravyn June 20, 2011

    ewwww ewww ewwww shivers ewww

    +1
  • shockj2000 December 25, 2011

    put a cork in it already

    +0
 
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