In the islands, they have a big fucking pet fish. The fish just hangs around the shore. You give it some food, and it lets you pick it up. It's great fun for assholes. There was one time though, it was late and a dude was drunk, and tried to have his way with the big fucking fish. Next thing you know, the fish is knocked up, and he's no where to be found. The state had to pay for the babies.