That's great, and I'm real impressed, but I think you need to be spending less time riding that bull, and more time cooking it into something delicious for me to eat. Now go ahead and jump that thing right into the kitchen.
This is clearly Bullshit.
Never seen a cow ride a bull!
No you go make me a sammich!
she is making a fresh roast beef sammich for me!
I didn't know Rosie Odonnell could jump.
jump that thing into the kitchen" your on fire today adam
I guess that one way to tenderize your beef...
She clearly now has more beef between her legs than she ever expected.
someone please tell this broad that, thats not what i meant when i told her, she could jump my meat if she thought she could handle it.
Give me a grill and 10 hrs and Mr Moo Moo will be on this site again for a "rate my shit".
@Massive: You're not watching the right kind of porn.
Thats ok, when it breaks its leg. we all eat!
uummm,, ok! whateva
She's not gonna make it.
Thats a good way to tenderize your steak before you slaughter it.
5 seconds away from being tenderized human.
Your cunt better be oozing A-1 steak sauce.
She likes to mooooove it, moooooove it.
Peta will do anything to make you not eat meat.
thats is funny
Holy shit its real and the chick is fifteen...anyone know the age of consent in Germany?