Stop Playing With My Food, Woman

That's great, and I'm real impressed, but I think you need to be spending less time riding that bull, and more time cooking it into something delicious for me to eat. Now go ahead and jump that thing right into the kitchen.

22 Comments
  • bulldognuts April 4, 2011

    This is clearly Bullshit.

    +0
  • jaton April 4, 2011

    Needs cowbell

    +8
  • massiveballs April 4, 2011

    Never seen a cow ride a bull!

    +4
  • jaden April 4, 2011

    No you go make me a sammich!

    -2
  • fatpizzaguy April 4, 2011

    she is making a fresh roast beef sammich for me!

    +0
  • thundermug April 4, 2011

    I didn't know Rosie Odonnell could jump.

    +2
  • wackinisgood April 4, 2011

    jump that thing into the kitchen" your on fire today adam

    -1
  • d90girl April 4, 2011

    I guess that one way to tenderize your beef...

    +0
  • 2bit April 4, 2011

    She clearly now has more beef between her legs than she ever expected.

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  • rockinron April 4, 2011

    someone please tell this broad that, thats not what i meant when i told her, she could jump my meat if she thought she could handle it.

    +1
  • oicu8abullet April 4, 2011

    Give me a grill and 10 hrs and Mr Moo Moo will be on this site again for a "rate my shit".

    +4
  • oicu8abullet April 4, 2011

    @Massive: You're not watching the right kind of porn.

    +0
  • ghosthunter April 4, 2011

    Thats ok, when it breaks its leg. we all eat!

    -1
  • island_mon April 4, 2011

    uummm,, ok! whateva

    +0
  • pacific April 4, 2011

    She's not gonna make it.

    +0
  • jamesbond April 4, 2011

    Thats a good way to tenderize your steak before you slaughter it.

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  • boredshitless April 4, 2011

    5 seconds away from being tenderized human.

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  • spaulding April 5, 2011

    Your cunt better be oozing A-1 steak sauce.

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  • ohwickedwendi April 5, 2011

    She likes to mooooove it, moooooove it.

    -1
  • bite-me71 April 5, 2011

    Peta will do anything to make you not eat meat.

    +0
  • spinal-tap April 5, 2011

    thats is funny

    +0
  • skydiver29 April 6, 2011

    Holy shit its real and the chick is fifteen...anyone know the age of consent in Germany?

    +0
 
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