Off With Your Head

Seals are some bad mother fuckers, especially if you're a penguin. That's one hell of an accurate bite, while on the move. He's got more skills beheading skills than the Mexican Cartel.

  • andyhu April 5, 2011

    BOOM! head shot lol

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  •   rockinron April 5, 2011

    bitchs and bastards, i give you the illusive alqueda seal known to live along the persian gulf shores!

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  • dercian April 5, 2011

    here batter batter batter

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  • jaton April 5, 2011

    R.I.P. Happy Feet

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  • boredshitless April 5, 2011

    o well thats what happens to birds that would rather swim than fly.

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  • massiveballs April 5, 2011

    Peng Lost

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  • zahnfee April 5, 2011

    Alaaaah uh akhbarr Seal !!!!

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  • ezileeoffended April 5, 2011

    Hey PETA ... this is what happens when you stop us from clubbing baby seals ... they grow up to become murderers ... I hope your happy!!! now, can I have my club back

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  • 2bit April 5, 2011

    And this is how March of the penguins should have really ended.

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  • oicu8abullet April 5, 2011

    A penguin is driving thru the desert when his car breaks down. He gets to a service station and the mechanic says it will be a while. The penguin gets hot in the desert sun and visits the ice cream shop across the street and orders a sundae. With no hands to hold a spoon he just stuffs his face in there to eat it and gets ice cream from chin to forehead. He waddles back to the service station and the mechanic looks up and says "Hey penguin. Looks like you blew a seal." Penguin says "NO! It's just ice cream! I swear!"

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  •   thundermug April 5, 2011

    I don't know why more penguins don't come strapped with clubs. I mean, seriously, the Canadians know how to handle these things and they're no smarter than penguins.

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  •   thundermug April 5, 2011

    (Canadians, that is. Seals are MUCH smarter than Canadians)

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  • boppalilbit April 5, 2011

    Mama Orca is going to be pretty pissed about this one

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  • ohwickedwendi April 5, 2011

    It's the Circle of Life....

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  • pacific April 5, 2011

    Would have been a great shot if there was a great white shark or killer whale sneaking up on the seal.

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  • mccracken April 5, 2011

    A. Fuck you Thundermug

    B. Wanna see my club?

    C. You fucked up in your reasoning the first time, making you a dumber than a Canadian.

    D. And thus you are also dumber than a penguin!

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  • azzholee April 6, 2011

    true nature

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  • flip835 April 6, 2011

    holy shit my sister is in love with panguins cant wait to see her reaction when i show her this adorable creature

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  •   thundermug April 6, 2011

    Actually, mccracken, my reasoning was sound the first time, I was just clarifying for the Canadians. Stick to riding moose and building igloos. Leave the funny to me.

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  • ohwickedwendi April 6, 2011

    It looks like that penguin's fate was sealed...

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  • d90girl April 6, 2011

    Hey, you gotta eat, right !!??

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