She Puts The Bat In Masturbation

"My girlfriend at 8am Sunday morning, I found her like this after fucking herself with a souvenir bat to Crazyshit porn and fell asleep like this.....Go Cards!!" Knowing that some chick passed out with a bat in her pussy, while watching porn that I posted, makes me feel so proud. It's like winning an Oscar or something.

27 Comments
  • rockinron April 6, 2011

    be funny as hell to watch her wake up!!

    +4
  • stinkpalm April 6, 2011

    THAT sir, is a man

    +2
  • rockinron April 6, 2011

    bet she named her new toy BAT MAN!!

    +1
  • spaulding April 6, 2011

    start calling her 'Lil Slugger

    +1
  • massiveballs April 6, 2011

    Fuckin herself with a bat while looking at all those dicks on CS

    +1
  • azzholee April 6, 2011

    is that bat shoved up her vagina?

    -3
  • idiot April 6, 2011

    She can use a bat, but can she play with balls?

    -6
  • boredshitless April 6, 2011

    wow dude what does that say about your dick?

    +8
  • 2bit April 6, 2011

    wood

    +0
  • dercian April 6, 2011

    the funniest thing about this is that she watches crazyshit, so heres to you: hi bat girl!!

    +3
  • format187 April 6, 2011

    Fess up...... who the fuck sent this?

    +1
  • country_girrl April 6, 2011

    Can't say I have ever fell asleep masturbating. Hmmm...she must even be a boring fuck for herself.

    +10
  • stinkpalm April 6, 2011

    ok ok i sent it

    +0
  • oicu8abullet April 6, 2011

    Marry her.

    +0
  • larbob April 6, 2011

    talk about fantasy baseball...

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi April 6, 2011

    Dammit, larbob--now everytime I talk about fantasy football, or anything for that matter, I'm gonna think about this picture and YOUR remark....

    +2
  • sicasso April 6, 2011

    Wash that before your son comes looking for it.

    +2
  • pacific April 6, 2011

    She's gonna sit on the 5 gal. water bottle next.

    +0
  • killkenny April 6, 2011

    I'd hit it.

    +1
  • lenny9651 April 6, 2011

    the new bat cave smells worse than the old one, but its just as roomy

    +1
  • phukifphino April 6, 2011

    id stand up on the bed... churn out a fist fulla glaze on her head.... thats what she gets 4 hogging up the damn bed.

    +1
  • d90girl April 6, 2011

    That PC is gonna overheat !!

    +0
  • sohappy2011 April 7, 2011

    Agreed that is a man

    +0
  • jamesbond April 7, 2011

    Narcolepsy is a bitch.

    +2
  • etdaddy April 7, 2011

    your boyfriend wanted some real good wood i can see

    +0
  • crazypoopz April 7, 2011

    ha ha now pull it out. it will be dry. pink glove n like a motherfucker

    +1
  • develndisguise April 13, 2011

    can u say addicted?????

    +0
 
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