He's Flat Out Dead

And this is why you don't walk in front of a tractor. Now he's only 2 dimensional. What a waste of whatever was in that bag.

26 Comments
  • massiveballs April 6, 2011

    Well at least he can now steal money from ATM machines without having to pull them out of the wall.

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  • idiot April 6, 2011

    He might not be too smart, but he's fucking brainy.

    -5
  • 2bit April 6, 2011

    Well whatever is in his bag is no good.

    +0
  • spaulding April 6, 2011

    I love violent cartoons.

    +0
  • dercian April 6, 2011

    2d or not il still shoot his ass in any platform game.

    +0
  • boredshitless April 6, 2011

    i have always wanted to hear the sound that might make.

    +2
  • rockinron April 6, 2011

    damn that head popped like a zit!!

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  • rockinron April 6, 2011

    we place this timex watch on a drunk china man wandering around in traffic, and sure enough wham no more chinaman. but the watch is still working,timex takes a licking and keeps on ticking

    +1
  • keymaster April 6, 2011

    looks like my flatmate

    +2
  • boobles April 6, 2011

    Flat Stanley......

    +2
  • yomammasass April 6, 2011

    That was nothin'! His brains din't make as much cheeze as most exploding zit videos.

    +0
  • larbob April 6, 2011

    i'm curious to know what's in the bag?

    +0
  • oicu8abullet April 6, 2011

    He had to head to the store.

    -1
  • the_argus April 6, 2011

    Gumby needs to lay off the booze.

    +0
  • sebsome April 6, 2011

    Hahaha

    +0
  • shit4brains April 6, 2011

    Ha! His tongue's sticking out....Guess he got the last laugh on that truck!

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 6, 2011

    Well...he just found out he's not Stretch Armstrong.

    -1
  • ghosthunter April 6, 2011

    I wonder if it made a popping sound,or a cruching sound..

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  • sicasso April 6, 2011

    What a flathead.

    -1
  • pacific April 6, 2011

    At least he brought his own recycling bag for the mess.

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi April 6, 2011

    It's the monster mash.

    +0
  • d90girl April 6, 2011

    hmmmm, FRESH MARKET !! Ground beef special !

    +0
  • bite-me71 April 7, 2011

    Guess jose is feeling a little run down.

    +2
  • u-235 April 7, 2011

    Damn, squashed a melon in the ol' grocery sack.

    +0
  • wickedmule April 8, 2011

    Brrrrraaaaains!

    -1
  • darthscrib April 9, 2011

    I bet the driver is still laughing

    +0
 
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