Drink, Don't Drive

They have a real good point here. You didn't need to be anywhere anyway, right? It's $50 to fill your tank, or $12 to get shitfaced. The numbers don't lie. Besides, it's Friday.

24 Comments
  • format187 April 8, 2011

    no problem

    +5
  • crusader April 8, 2011

    do not worry. sugar in Europe is more expensive than fuel.

    -1
  • boobles April 8, 2011

    Try moving to England - it's currently about $9 a gallon.....

    +9
  • gabryl April 8, 2011

    well $4.00 in new mexico is to much for me

    +1
  • stinkpalm April 8, 2011

    hahaha silly brits

    -3
  • cthulu April 8, 2011

    i just need a car that runs on beer. Or farts.

    +7
  • jaton April 8, 2011

    Cocaine....because it's cheaper than sniffing petrol

    +6
  • jaden April 8, 2011

    My new motto

    +3
  • rockinron April 8, 2011

    i new they would repeal the drinking and driving laws sooner or later!

    +4
  • massiveballs April 8, 2011

    That walls a pile of rubble now

    +0
  • boredshitless April 8, 2011

    im already on it! but since we legalized moonshine our e85 gas, (85% ethanol 15% gas ) here in NC is not only fueling NASCAR but its keeping our fuel cost down to 2.97 a gallon! HOW DUMB DO YOU THINK US REDNECKS ARE NOW???? thank you American Farmers! btw now would be a good time to invest in CORN!

    +2
  • ezileeoffended April 8, 2011

    ^boredshitless ... you've been corn fed your whole life and now your buying stock? Damn maybe us Rednecks aren't as dumb as we think we are after all

    +3
  • cmwar-15 April 8, 2011

    ^^aint it the truth lol...were good for guns and gettin shit to work...

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi April 8, 2011

    Crack whores are now cheaper than gas, too.

    +6
  • oicu8abullet April 8, 2011

    I just left the gas station with a full tank and a 12 pack. That's right ladies, I make some good money.

    +5
  • mrratty April 8, 2011

    oic, you still spent less then $20. only takes a gallon for that pink scooter of yours . muhahaha

    +6
  • spaulding April 8, 2011

    ^ Mratty That was GOOD!

    +3
  • oicu8abullet April 8, 2011

    IT'S LIGHT RED GODDAMMIT!!!

    +3
  • icyjas April 8, 2011

    ^I'm partially colorblind. It looks pink to me!

    +0
  • dercian April 8, 2011

    WHORES cheaper then cocaine, fuck dont snort.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 8, 2011

    @oic--you can be my sugardaddy ;)

    +1
  • oicu8abullet April 8, 2011

    @wendi: You can hop on the bitch seat of my scooter any day. But you better have me a sammich!

    +1
  • butterfly15323 April 8, 2011

    Aint that the God's honest fuckin truth!

    +0
  • mudflap April 8, 2011

    LOL! At all of you!! Me and my car sat around and got fucked up on the same shit last night!

    +1
 
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