Have You Ever Been This Drunk?

Have you ever been this drunk? I for one have slept outside a few times in my life. I have slept in the driveway, woke up, threw up, and then went back to sleep in the driveway. I have pissed myself while passed out too. But at the same time, so I guess I have never been this drunk. You?

28 Comments
  • outtowinpahc April 9, 2011

    I've been very hammered, but never to the point where I passed out on the sidewalk and made a huge piss puddle. Maybe took home a fat chick and puked, but no.

    +3
  • ghosthunter April 9, 2011

    I bet he won't even remember the night before.

    +0
  • azzholee April 9, 2011

    FIRST BITCHES!

    -17
  • d_marcu21 April 9, 2011

    Idiot! why do some people drink so much? It's a hell lot better when you let the girls drink, at least you remember that night.

    -3
  • crkrbob April 9, 2011

    That is why they call it piss drunk.

    +7
  • larbob April 9, 2011

    have i ever got that drunk? me? never. not me. you don't have pictures do you?

    +2
  • joinus April 9, 2011

    you aint drunk till u shit your pants

    +4
  • twirler April 9, 2011

    YES

    +2
  • gabryl April 9, 2011

    when u got to go u got to go

    +0
  • idiot April 9, 2011

    Nope, never pissed myself, but there was the time when I shit myself.

    +0
  • massiveballs April 9, 2011

    looks like a split dick piss

    +6
  • rockinron April 9, 2011

    he's not drunk he just saw the pic you picked for the would you hit it girl today while looking thru that window!! damn she must be ugly as fuck to do that to him.

    +2
  • ohwickedwendi April 9, 2011

    At least it wasn't in his bed.

    +4
  • two-hats April 9, 2011

    I like to come home drunk and throw up on the baby, see how HE fucking likes it!

    +6
  • d90girl April 9, 2011

    nope....

    +0
  • boredshitless April 9, 2011

    ive never been that bad! alcohol does people differently... hell i have never even had a hangover! even after a mason jar of 100 proof pj's and a case of bud.

    +1
  • wardo56 April 9, 2011

    there but for the grace of god go I

    +1
  • oicu8abullet April 9, 2011

    I've been that drunk at work.

    +3
  • delbert38 April 9, 2011

    Should have used a snake to plug up his pee hole.

    +0
  • stoli April 9, 2011

    his water broke

    +3
  • yomammasass April 9, 2011

    lucky for him, shit and piss flow downhill...

    +1
  • jasonjetski April 9, 2011

    Never been that drunk,but Iam that lazy though.

    +2
  • mikem1919 April 9, 2011

    Last night

    +1
  • rodeye2 April 10, 2011

    He was cold,he thought he'd warm himself up a wee little bit.

    +2
  • ruffleforskin April 11, 2011

    I fear this shit. When i wasted i have dreams of pissing and when i wake up i hurry and check myself. luckily there hasn't been any accidents yet

    +1
  • okjames April 11, 2011

    FEELS LIKE HOME

    +0
  • wickedmule April 13, 2011

    Pissy ass drunk, passed out pissy pants!

    +0
  • wickedmule April 13, 2011

    BTW, that's one hell of a stream!

    +0
 
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