Remember Jebus Saves!

massiveballs

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One 12” with extra Manna coming right up

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 12:57 PM

d90girl

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Jesus, did he OD on his Viagra !!!

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 1:08 PM

rockinron

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bet he lets him stay this time, he brought pizza!!

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 1:19 PM

stinkpalm

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look! an accurate description of christ! Finally!

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 1:21 PM

killkenny

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Only place I ever heard of "Jeebus" was on The Simpsons. Only place I ever SEE "Jeebus" is in my drug induced hallucinations.

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 1:23 PM

boredshitless

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come on in man! i got the beer dude!

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 1:27 PM

rockinron

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^ jebus only drinks wine and only partys with his 12 closest friends!

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 1:53 PM

etdaddy

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damn and all i have is 20 pieces of silver

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 2:33 PM

oicu8abullet

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Tip? Stay out of Golgotha.

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 2:48 PM

sissbee

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Well when they get to the last slice of pizza they can watch him preform a miracle.

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 2:49 PM

oicu8abullet

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The Pope’s men said it in Family Guy. "Here on page 364 it says Jebus. It’s supposed to be Jesus, right?" Or something like that.

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 2:51 PM

ohwickedwendi

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You all realize we’re going to hell for our comments, don’t you? Make ’em count, guys ;)

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 2:59 PM

larbob

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it’s a miracle! he got the pizza here in under 20 minutes!

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 3:56 PM

godbluff

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"I don’t know much about jebus but we sure built a nice cage for him"

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 4:29 PM

nogo

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Would be funny if this wasn’t already done on a cartoon show...anyways, I’ll give it a shot: He would have got there in under 30 minutes, but he was getting nailed... You know this is Jesus because any other Jew wouldn’t get near a food littered with pork man cannot live on bread alone, but if it has cheese and tomato paste, sure why didn’t he raise this to the heavens instead of some kid’s bread and fish? if you order bottled water with your pizza, he’ll turn it into wine

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 4:53 PM

beergoggles

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Help me jebus, Homer Simpson. 3 world country episode.

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 5:51 PM

jasonjetski

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Jebus looks a little excited under his dress.

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 7:09 PM

anrconvert

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Jesus turns water into wine, he is automatically invited to all get-togethers.

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 9:13 PM

kopuff

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Oh he’s at it again, one of his crazy adventures! Jebus!

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posted on: 04-09-11 @ 9:30 PM

rodeye2

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"you want some of this bitch?"

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posted on: 04-10-11 @ 1:32 AM

atom

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Jesus threads ALWAYS deliver. Amen

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posted on: 04-10-11 @ 4:00 AM

askyoursister

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WWJD:What Would Jesus Deliver?

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posted on: 04-11-11 @ 2:04 PM

develndisguise

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wrong in so many fuckin ways!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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posted on: 04-13-11 @ 1:42 AM

coonboy

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Hung like a donkey!

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posted on: 04-14-11 @ 3:50 PM

killtacular

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"Save me a slice, Jebus!"

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posted on: 04-15-11 @ 1:52 PM

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