Is Somebody Cooking Sausage?

We have a delicious lunch special on the menu today. Once you taste the Pan Seared Cock, you're going to fall in love. We sear it with virgin olive oil and garlic, and season it with rosemary and thyme. A dick in your mouth never tasted so good, we guarantee it. And it's only $16.95. A side of balls is $3.00 extra.

29 Comments
  • skydiver29 April 10, 2011

    Saute on low heat then serve to marsape.

    +10
  • lameristotel April 10, 2011

    New invention of the Japanese cuisine ?

    +2
  • massiveballs April 10, 2011

    This is the national dish of Weener in Germany.

    +0
  • mccracken April 10, 2011

    Breakfast with the Bobbits!

    +4
  • rockinron April 10, 2011

    hey thats the #6 at wangs oriental cuisine?

    +3
  • boredshitless April 10, 2011

    fake

    +3
  • critterbug April 10, 2011

    That cock is smokin'!!

    +0
  • killkenny April 10, 2011

    Meh, I prefer eggs with my sausage.

    +3
  • buttmug April 10, 2011

    I prefer my lunch circumcised

    -6
  • merseybeat April 10, 2011

    i don't mind fried chicken but leave the cock alone

    +3
  • spaulding April 10, 2011

    Don't tell the Italians about this. It will be put in noodles with Alfredo'sauce.

    +2
  • spinal-tap April 10, 2011

    serve it with fried lice

    +2
  • boredshitless April 10, 2011

    imitation crab meat!

    +0
  • erisnoelle April 10, 2011

    If it was fake, why would you want it to look like cock? Only way you can get your girlfriend to eat dick?

    +6
  • chaga April 10, 2011

    Them fu*ckin' medical students will eat anything.

    +2
  • orchid April 10, 2011

    what a fucking waste

    +1
  • larbob April 10, 2011

    i like my wiener in a clam sauce.

    +7
  • rockinron April 10, 2011

    fuck you negative nazi!

    what ya gonna do now that i fixed them.

    +0
  • wulberdee April 10, 2011

    DAMN FAGGOTS,THEY`LL EAT ANYTHING

    +1
  • oicu8abullet April 10, 2011

    I'll have the bearded clam instead.

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi April 10, 2011

    I'll have to pass--I'm allergic to nuts.

    +4
  • ghosthunter April 10, 2011

    I see Hanibal Lector turned Gay.

    +0
  • jphinfan86 April 10, 2011

    - Step 1: Place pan on setting point. Step 2: Use hole-saw circular bit to bore a hole through both table and pan alike. Step 3: Get under table and cram your bits through. Step 4: Sprinkle what appears to be oregano over said summer sausage. Step 5: Snap photo, refrain from sharing with anyone...especially a site such as CS.

    +2
  • butterfly15323 April 10, 2011

    eeewww fuck I'm about to get sick!

    +0
  • bite-me71 April 11, 2011

    I prefer my dick attached to me thank you.

    +0
  • rodeye2 April 11, 2011

    I told her to make me a sammich.

    +0
  • atmydismay April 11, 2011

    Frank the butcher always gave his heart and soul but this was pushing it!

    +0
  • d90girl April 12, 2011

    Very Nice, I'll have this RAW !!!

    +0
  • dravyn June 20, 2011

    Im guessing that theres a hole in the pan .. im hopeing this is a trick otherwise OMGOASLDJFKLJFLJ!

    +0
 
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