The Tigers Think You're Tasty

This fucking idiot was at the zoo with his family, and wanted some up close pictures of the tigers. He hopped the fence you're not suppose to, and stuck his arms through the cage to snap some shots. Tony the Tiger took a bite and tore his arm right the fuck off, leaving him to bleed to death. The only sad part is, he has already procreated.

36 Comments
  • mccracken April 11, 2011

    A picture is worth a thousand stiches...

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  • chupamiverga April 11, 2011

    great now the retarded public is gonna be like: "oh my god the tiger went crazy". no it fucking didn't!!! the tiger went tiger, it didn't go crazy.

    +4
  • sirfartsalot April 11, 2011

    There is video of this floating around. It was awsome.

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  • rockinron April 11, 2011

    i thought tony the tiger only ate frosted flakes?

    +5
  • mrratty April 11, 2011

    @rockinron, thats not Tony, its his cousin Toby

    +3
  • 2bit April 11, 2011

    THeeeeeeeeere GREAT!

    +2
  • massiveballs April 11, 2011

    Usually when you go down that close to pussy it’s not your blood on your face

    -2
  • joseffritzl April 11, 2011

    shit..help,a fuckin tiger is eatin my arm!!!

    hang on and i take a pic first

    +8
  • spaulding April 11, 2011

    I thought tigers only attacked homos, like Sigfried and Roy.

    +5
  • jaton April 11, 2011

    The zoo should set up some kind of deterrent to prevent that happening. For example, putting some sort of fierce animal in the cage, which would attack anybody who reached in.

    +7
  • beerbelly April 11, 2011

    I wonder if the Tiger has sold the camera and wrist watch yet?

    +2
  • d90girl April 11, 2011

    Please don't feed the animals !!!

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  • cellule April 11, 2011

    Being the tiger I'd wait for some Italian or a Jap'. I hate paki foods.

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  • tctontthetiger April 11, 2011

    The video of the zoo is this file:

    youtube/watch?v=LgxHXZVnYWE

    Thank You

    sirfartsalot

    There is video of this floating around. It was awsome.

    Tony

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  • dazzza April 11, 2011

    Pussy!

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  • oicu8abullet April 11, 2011

    And it seemed like such a good idea...

    +2
  • azzholee April 11, 2011

    that is what happens when a chicken crosses the tiger's cage bars .

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  • critterbug April 11, 2011

    He just wanted to pet the little fellow.

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  • ohwickedwendi April 11, 2011

    He didn't know that was gonna happen.

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  • boredshitless April 11, 2011

    do it again dumbass!

    +0
  • asstro April 11, 2011

    I so love when caged animals get a shot in. Well done tiger.

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  • pacific April 11, 2011

    A shot to die for.

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  • ohwickedwendi April 11, 2011

    "Finish that man, Tony--there's starving tigers in Asia!"

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  • ohwickedwendi April 11, 2011

    ^er, Africa^

    +0
  • okjames April 11, 2011

    THE BEST DAD EVER!

    +0
  • czech_it_out April 11, 2011

    ^wendi, there aren't tigers in africa... they mostly live in india and china...

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  • anrconvert April 11, 2011

    doing his part to remedy India's population problem

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  • white-n-proud April 11, 2011

    Such a waste of a good lil Indian boy

    +0
  • czech_it_out April 11, 2011

    here kitty kitty!!

    +0
  • bite-me71 April 12, 2011

    Which part of dangerous animal don't you understand you stupid slurpee slinger.

    +1
  • wulberdee April 12, 2011

    HE MAYBE THINK TWICE BEFORE HE DOES THAT AGAIN,LOL

    +0
  • karlpilkington April 12, 2011

    FUCK TIGER BLOOD ANT WORTH IT

    +1
  • detroitleanin April 12, 2011

    obama visits the zoo.....

    +1
  • honkie365 April 12, 2011

    Someone should give that guy a hand..and an arm along with it..

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 12, 2011

    semantics, czech, semantics....

    +0
  • lilshitter January 12, 2012

    awee honey look at the 600 pound killing machine! lets fuck with it what could go wrong?

    +0
 
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