Huge Fucking Snake

"I have a friend from China and this picture was sent to her and she passed it over to me. The excavator operator was clearing an area for development when she dug up this reticulated python. It was burrowed under a thick forest floor. The snake's size scared the lady so bad, she died of a heart attack. After failing to report in at the end of her shift, the supervisor went to check on her, suspecting she equipment failure and found her dead. The snake, killed by the excavator was nearby. To show the size of the snake, he set up the picture while waiting for help for the lady."

31 Comments
  • buzzhawg April 12, 2011

    I have something reticulated in my pants that scares the ladies to death as well. Wait, that's not a good thing is it?

    -1
  • slippy April 12, 2011

    The honey badger could have taken that snake down no problem.

    +18
  • spaulding April 12, 2011

    I want to let the annoying neighbor children pet that snake, in a glass cage. Alone. While I watch.

    +8
  • boredshitless April 12, 2011

    thats a lot of snake skin boots!

    +2
  • sexzsadie April 12, 2011

    LOL@SLIPPY

    -1
  • massiveballs April 12, 2011

    I’d say he ate the charmer a long time ago

    -1
  • man0war April 12, 2011

    Almost as big as my trouser snake.

    -2
  • rockinron April 12, 2011

    she died because the first thing thought was

    "OMG look at the giant cock i found!"

    -1
  • azzholee April 12, 2011

    FIRST BITCHES!

    -18
  • dercian April 12, 2011

    damn all trouser snake jokes are taken:(

    +5
  • smutly2 April 12, 2011

    As an excavator operator i love that shit, killed alot of snakes over the years would've loved to run in to that big fucker!

    +4
  • island_mon April 12, 2011

    I would have cut a brand new trail in that bush as I got the fuck away from there, heading for the airport. "Fuck the Peace Corp!"

    +0
  • thundermug April 12, 2011

    Fucking A right, Slippy. Honey Badger don't give a shit!

    +6
  • white-n-proud April 12, 2011

    Aww...That snake is only 6 ft long...Everyone knows that Chinese ppl are short..

    +8
  • mccracken April 12, 2011

    that fucker must weight about 300-400 pounds.

    +0
  • d90girl April 12, 2011

    At least they got some food for a week !!

    +1
  • coonboy April 12, 2011

    insert shit in pants, hate snakes.

    +3
  • davejavu April 12, 2011

    That snakes looks like it was at least 25 ft long.....thats one big ass snake. Wheres Samuel Jackson when you need him?

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi April 12, 2011

    Fake: A REAL woman would've grabbed that snake, dragged it to the kitchen, and make sammiches out of it.

    -2
  • oicu8abullet April 12, 2011

    I'm getting tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking excavator!

    +0
  • sleeko April 12, 2011

    Later, while eating that mofo, they found a couple of missing children. They ate them, too.

    +1
  • ghosthunter April 12, 2011

    Holey Shit. That thing could eat my 400 lb sister inlaw.

    +1
  • kingkongdong April 12, 2011

    sick

    +0
  • simplechaos April 12, 2011

    I don't want to see what an aligator looks like around there...

    +0
  • pacific April 12, 2011

    Awesome

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 12, 2011

    @simplechaos--I hear the cockroaches are worse...

    +0
  • simplechaos April 12, 2011

    I think I would have to carry a flamethrower around ^

    +0
  • bite-me71 April 13, 2011

    That is a whole lot of snake skin boots.

    +0
  • bucknuts April 13, 2011

    Sorry folks, I'll keep it zipped up next time.,.,.,.,.,

    +0
  • tittyfan April 28, 2011

    Yellow man love the reptile...

    +0
  • dravyn June 20, 2011

    I love huge snakes i wish this one wasn't dead.. I have dreams about 30 - 60 foot snakes huge outta the movies

    i wish i could see one some day

    +0
 
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