I can see how a giant rotting whale corpse might put a little damper on your day at the beach. But at the same time, you could cook that beast up and have a whale party. Let's get drunk and do flips off of him.
I have a feeling they won’t use explosives this time
Hay Look, It's Yo Mamma! Glad to see her off the fucking couch but damn, tell her to put some clothes on next time.
I smell fish.
looks like my x-wife went to the beach today.
Does anyone else want to see Bear Grylls cut it open (Luke Skywalker style) and live in it?
i guess it will be there a whale
Stop blubbering you crying bastard!
that blubber oil could fill up 1200 superchargers for GM or soak my wife's ass and make her feel like a virgin again!
DINNER IS READY BITCHES
knock knock knock...."who's there?"..."Land Whale"...
But would you hit it?
I'd use that whale for bait. There's gotta be something bigger than him out there.
Just leave it to Green Peace, they'll pick-it up.
at least he doesn't have to tell them about the one that got away
Fuck you whale and fuck you dolphin!
Its a right whale that made a left.
Looks like Kirsty Alley had another accident.
Attracting blind lesbians from miles around.
Now how do you feel about that 300,000.00 thousand dollar beach front house now.
carve both ear bones outta that fucker an sell'em...worth 350 a peice in fresh mint condition...literally only because hunting them is illegal and thats one of the only parts made of bone that last..and thats already free game...saltwater boat fisherman collect them alot...expensive good luck charm
^^^damn I got raped by the space delete goblin today
from the way yourb^ talking about that whale you'd think the whale raped ya also.
^^^naaah i was busy fingering your wife while i was typing