Don't Mind The Beached Whale

I can see how a giant rotting whale corpse might put a little damper on your day at the beach. But at the same time, you could cook that beast up and have a whale party. Let's get drunk and do flips off of him.

24 Comments
  • massiveballs April 13, 2011

    I have a feeling they won’t use explosives this time

    +9
  • judasz April 13, 2011

    Hay Look, It's Yo Mamma! Glad to see her off the fucking couch but damn, tell her to put some clothes on next time.

    +1
  • coonboy April 13, 2011

    I smell fish.

    +1
  • rockinron April 13, 2011

    looks like my x-wife went to the beach today.

    +3
  • davejavu April 13, 2011

    Does anyone else want to see Bear Grylls cut it open (Luke Skywalker style) and live in it?

    +6
  • merseybeat April 13, 2011

    i guess it will be there a whale

    +5
  • two-hats April 13, 2011

    Stop blubbering you crying bastard!

    +3
  • boredshitless April 13, 2011

    that blubber oil could fill up 1200 superchargers for GM or soak my wife's ass and make her feel like a virgin again!

    -1
  • azzholee April 13, 2011

    DINNER IS READY BITCHES

    +0
  • mccracken April 13, 2011

    knock knock knock...."who's there?"..."Land Whale"...

    -1
  • oicu8abullet April 13, 2011

    But would you hit it?

    +4
  • spaulding April 13, 2011

    I'd use that whale for bait. There's gotta be something bigger than him out there.

    +1
  • cellule April 13, 2011

    Just leave it to Green Peace, they'll pick-it up.

    +0
  • lenny9651 April 13, 2011

    at least he doesn't have to tell them about the one that got away

    +1
  • skydiver29 April 13, 2011

    Fuck you whale and fuck you dolphin!

    +0
  • rodgtard April 13, 2011

    Its a right whale that made a left.

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 13, 2011

    Looks like Kirsty Alley had another accident.

    +2
  • crkrbob April 13, 2011

    Attracting blind lesbians from miles around.

    +9
  • bite-me71 April 14, 2011

    Now how do you feel about that 300,000.00 thousand dollar beach front house now.

    +0
  • cmwar-15 April 14, 2011

    carve both ear bones outta that fucker an sell'em...worth 350 a peice in fresh mint condition...literally only because hunting them is illegal and thats one of the only parts made of bone that last..and thats already free game...saltwater boat fisherman collect them alot...expensive good luck charm

    -2
  • cmwar-15 April 14, 2011

    ^^^damn I got raped by the space delete goblin today

    -2
  • rockinron April 14, 2011

    from the way yourb^ talking about that whale you'd think the whale raped ya also.

    +1
  • cmwar-15 April 14, 2011

    ^^^naaah i was busy fingering your wife while i was typing

    +1
  • dravyn June 20, 2011

    giant pacman

    +0
 
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