I Believe I Can Fly

It's amazing what a bull's horn up your ass can make you do. At the instant of his sharp anal probing, Manuel called upon his super human skills to make an incredible leap to safety. The sad news for him is no butt sex for a few days.

38 Comments
  • rockinron April 14, 2011

    look wendy i can fly!

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  • two-hats April 14, 2011

    Pity he didn't kill him I hate bullfighting.

    +3
  • massiveballs April 14, 2011

    Showers have the same effect

    +6
  • wulberdee April 14, 2011

    " i believe i can fly,i believe i can touch the sky" come on sing along now!

    -1
  • whiskeytangof April 14, 2011

    Bet the guy in the crowd probably thought it was raining mexicans

    +1
  • azzholee April 14, 2011

    defying newton's laws of gravity.

    -1
  • davejavu April 14, 2011

    He should join the Olympic team! "hop, skip and jump the fuck away from that bull"

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  • massiveballs April 14, 2011

    That’s one border jumper your never going to keep out

    +2
  • godbluff April 14, 2011

    He's walkin on sunshine oh yeah, walkin on sunshine wo oh.

    +0
  • coonboy April 14, 2011

    The INS was behind the bull.

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  • orange April 14, 2011

    Would rather have seen the bulls horn go up his ass and tear him in half.

    +4
  • atmydismay April 14, 2011

    Instead of a bull, they should use a rapist who has been locked up for 25 years!

    +2
  • etdaddy April 14, 2011

    it was a two horned, brown eyed, black, pablo's pooper poker

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  • stinkpalm April 14, 2011

    them queer fellers are athletic huh?

    +1
  • boredshitless April 14, 2011

    with his asshole whistling in the wind!

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  • kissarmy12 April 14, 2011

    thats why mexicans need to stick to fixing lawns

    +1
  • dercian April 14, 2011

    so black people can jump, white people cant jump and spanish people can fly?

    +4
  • lenny9651 April 14, 2011

    superman is mexican?

    +3
  • crkrbob April 14, 2011

    Brown men can jump.

    +1
  • oicu8abullet April 14, 2011

    And a lucky spectator goes home with his colon.

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  • motatwo April 14, 2011

    now you know why mexican love beans!!!

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  • czech_it_out April 14, 2011

    well i would have done that too... i wouldn't like to have a bull horn deep inside my ass!!

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  • ouch April 14, 2011

    Na Na Na Na Na NA NA NA, Bnnnnnn Bnnnnn Bnnnnn Shunnnnnnnnannnnnn

    +2
  • island_mon April 14, 2011

    Pedro can Jump. And they think putting up a fence at the border will help keep them out..

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  • lenny9651 April 14, 2011

    good thing he had a big bowl of jumping beans for breakfast

    +2
  • crusader April 14, 2011

    Red or Black-bull give you wiiiiiings??

    +0
  • scooterrat April 14, 2011

    I wonder what hurt worse? Getting it in the ass, or face planting into the wall.

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  • pacific April 14, 2011

    Stick to DONKEYS.

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  • ohwickedwendi April 14, 2011

    Dammit, Ron,...why are you telling me this?? I can see that--but I don't think that's really you.

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  • rockinron April 14, 2011

    ^ must be ya never watch peter pan as a kid?

    -1
  • ohwickedwendi April 14, 2011

    That's how I got my name--well, that and Aphrodite would have been too pretentious.

    +0
  • d90girl April 15, 2011

    Where you going !!?? PANSY !!

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  • bite-me71 April 15, 2011

    Fuck with the bull get the horns.

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  • donkey_punch April 15, 2011

    Uh... Tower this is AeroMexico, we will be makingand emergency landing... Uh right about the 3rd row.

    +4
  • invisus April 15, 2011

    Nothing runs like a queer...

    +1
  • oldunclejohn April 15, 2011

    Even the bull is like: wtf?

    +1
  • dravyn June 20, 2011

    at first i thought the guy ws leaping i was like holy crap he can fly then i saw the bull and went oh!!! lol

    +0
  • afrika October 15, 2012

    its ILEGEL to jump that high

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