Get Your Shirt Plate Now

I'm sure you've tried to surf for internet porn, jack off, and eat all at the same time before, and you know how frustrating it can be. You need to skip through the lame part of your porn vid, but one hand is holding your cheeseburger and the other is covered in lube. The cheeseburger is so good, you just can't bring yourself to put it down. What's a man to do? Get the Shirt Plate. Now both hands are free to find the perfect frame to shoot your load too. Problem solved.

22 Comments
  • dickhertzalot April 19, 2011

    Can't figure out why we are 27th in Math throughout the world.

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  • boredshitless April 19, 2011

    well jay, did he pass his CS employee application?

    +6
  • invisus April 19, 2011

    Put a piss catcher of some sort on that thing and I'll take one!

    +0
  • carinya April 19, 2011

    lazy bastard. He can't be that busy he is incapable of at least sitting up to eat.

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  • czech_it_out April 19, 2011

    im pretty sure he's still a virgin..

    +2
  • willylickaball April 19, 2011

    Speaking of shirts. Where the fuck is mine. Size Large, You got my address.

    +0
  • crazyportugese April 19, 2011

    the tshirt already have, my problem is shit and surfing and eat at the same time...i lack a toilet.

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  • rockinron April 19, 2011

    should make it outta kevlar, in case someone shoots his fat lazy ass!

    -1
  • president April 19, 2011

    I think these pictures may be rockinron reading how to fix Adams brake light issue.

    Spectacles, Balding, Fat, Lazy and real clever with a tube of crazy glue.

    Eat your heart out Ronnie....LOL

    +1
  • wulberdee April 19, 2011

    WHAT ARE GREAT IDEA!! IF YOUR A FAT LAZY UNEMPLOYED FAGGOT

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  • rockinron April 19, 2011

    hey president not a good idea to go in that direction. adam and jay swung the ban hammer pretty hard a few weeks ago because of dumb shits attacking each other on the peanut gallery.

    -1
  • maximxj750 April 19, 2011

    THis would be where Jay Leno goes off on his "how fat are we getting" rants.

    +1
  • oicu8abullet April 19, 2011

    What a surprise. There is a bottle of hand lotion within reach in the first two pics.

    +2
  • mccracken April 19, 2011

    ingenious! but doesn't show his blowup doll attached to his hips!

    +0
  • sleeko April 19, 2011

    Crazy Shit.... Employee of the Month!

    +0
  • killkenny April 19, 2011

    Butty? lulz!

    +0
  • massiveballs April 19, 2011

    Lazy fucker probably has someone to change his diaper on Mexican food night

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 19, 2011

    And this is why obesity is such a problem in this country--besides...isn't that what a woman is for?

    +2
  • dnl_uncola April 19, 2011

    sad part is... i do him!

    +2
  • ezileeoffended April 19, 2011

    Ya got that in 4X ?

    +0
  • spinal-tap April 19, 2011

    I bet he jacks off a lot and has no women companion.

    +0
  • sexzsadie April 20, 2011

    i share you pain dnl uncola.....

    +0
 
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