He's Got All The Bitches

This old timer has all the bitches at his house. The only problem is they are made out of rubber. I guess another problem is he has fucking tea parties with them. I can understand if he was having freaky orgies and shit, but why the fuck would you dress them up and hang out at the dinner table?

37 Comments
  • merseybeat April 22, 2011

    must cost a fortune in loob

    +5
  • massiveballs April 22, 2011

    On one hand he saves a fortune on rubbers, on the other hand he spends a fortune on rubber

    +19
  • etdaddy April 22, 2011

    10 to 1 say that he still can't get laid

    +7
  • 2bit April 22, 2011

    That must be what you call a Redneck Pimp.

    +3
  • 2indastink April 22, 2011

    I'd hit em all, apart from the cunt wearing the braces.

    +2
  • boredshitless April 22, 2011

    they can't make a sammich but at least there is no complaining!

    +2
  • merseybeat April 22, 2011

    i ment lube my spell checker is pissed

    +0
  • mrratty April 22, 2011

    thats sad and lonely, with spare money

    +2
  • scooterrat April 22, 2011

    At least he doesn't have to listen to any of them bitch

    +1
  • sactownryder April 22, 2011

    smells like burnt rubber and sin in here

    -1
  • oicu8abullet April 22, 2011

    Where's Waldo. The creepy as fuck edition.

    +4
  • sactownryder April 22, 2011

    He's like the Hugh Hefner of recycled tires

    +4
  • atmydismay April 22, 2011

    I think we have found the smartest happiest man alive!

    +1
  • rockinron April 22, 2011

    damn this dude spends way to much money on his dick.

    +4
  • spaulding April 22, 2011

    I bet this dude scares the shit out of the entire neighborhood.

    +8
  • pistolwhip April 22, 2011

    ill bet sleepovers at his house as a kid were kinda creepy...

    +1
  • sirfartsalot April 22, 2011

    24 real dolls x 5000k = 120,000

    For that kind of cash he could have bought a pornstar like charlie sheen!

    +2
  • boppalilbit April 22, 2011

    I wonder if he stages arguments to where they argue over him??

    +1
  • munkybitch April 22, 2011

    he pimps them out to all the other creepy old dudes...

    +0
  • shadowchaser April 22, 2011

    I'll bet all my poker winnings from this month that this dude NEVER seen a real pussy before, except in porn.

    +0
  • karlpilkington April 22, 2011

    me in 20 years

    +0
  • poindexter April 22, 2011

    What a twat

    +0
  • dopesmoker April 22, 2011

    That dude fucks ALOT!!!

    +0
  • spinal-tap April 22, 2011

    rubber pedo man

    +0
  • coonboy April 22, 2011

    What a smart millionaire.

    +0
  • lenny9651 April 22, 2011

    epic loser

    +0
  • asstro April 22, 2011

    Joke all you want, someone needs help..

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi April 22, 2011

    Those bitches are the only one's who think his suspenders are sexy....

    +1
  • anrconvert April 22, 2011

    Imaging going to the toilet in the middle of the night, you'd be tripping over all of them.

    +0
  • downunder69 April 23, 2011

    MATE I TELLS YA I BET THAT CRAZY MOTHERFUCKER ACTUALLY SEES THEM MOVE THERE HEAD OR SOMETHING WHEN ITS LATE AT NIGHT ... THAT SHIT IS FREAKY

    +0
  • dkaope8 April 23, 2011

    oh shit, is that Gepetto???

    +2
  • thederp April 23, 2011

    this man has my envy.

    +0
  • crazyshitr April 23, 2011

    Guess that's one way to stay out of jail. Fuckin' perv.

    +0
  • island_mon April 23, 2011

    I bet he wins all of the arguments.

    +0
  • maximxj750 April 23, 2011

    Holy shit that is creepy

    +0
  • d90girl April 24, 2011

    DISTURBING !!!!!!

    +1
  • sandgroper November 28, 2011

    man i would piss him off by replace one of the dolls with a real chick

    +0
 
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