There's a reptile living in your bathroom, and no it's not the sewer snake I just squeezed out. I got an idea. We'll use Fluffy to bait him outside. I'm allergic to cats anyway.
Apparently the shithouse crocs favourite food is brown trout
Never worry about the monkeys in the tree when your up to your ass in aligators
For relief of constipation.
^^Yeah, Thats sure to scare the shit out of anyone!!
I'd put it on a leash and take it for a walk.
New pair of boots.
i use this so my wife wont take an hour in the bath room every morning
i have kids, and break 100 plungers a year!... of course it came from the sewer.
We're going to need a bigger plunger.
So that's where I left my bag.
Did you hear about the Ethiopian who fell into the crocodile pit? He ate four of them before they could pull him out! I'll be here all week!
WHERES STEVE ERWIN WHEN U NEED HIM
I herd about this on the radio the other day.. DAMN!!!!Lot lizzards.
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