I Think I Want To Be A Trucker

Why is it that the tankers you want to spill, never do? Sure, the one carrying toxic waste has no problem tipping over next to the school playground, and that gas tanker on the freeway is more than happy to keep you stuck in traffic for the next 4 hours. But why the fuck can't the Heineken truck spill while driving past your block party?

26 Comments
  • downunder69 April 28, 2011

    straight to the white house

    +2
  • downunder69 April 28, 2011

    thats a good night out with charlie sheen.... can someone supply the cocain

    +3
  • merseybeat April 28, 2011

    ill just have the one

    +7
  • orangegoblin April 28, 2011

    That is a lite snack before lunch for us English...

    +2
  • sexstarved April 28, 2011

    my that's a big one

    -1
  • massiveballs April 28, 2011

    Best reason ever to tailgate

    +5
  • massiveballs April 28, 2011

    That reminds me to get the mid road refuelling probe fitted to my truck.

    -3
  • spaulding April 28, 2011

    That's the greatest Septic pumping truck joke I've ever seen.

    +2
  • rockinron April 28, 2011

    shit beer for a shit sucking septic truck.

    -1
  • two-hats April 28, 2011

    My Dad drowned in a vat of beer.....He got three times for a piss.

    +0
  • two-hats April 28, 2011

    *Out FFS!

    -2
  • gabryl April 28, 2011

    thats bad ass but in new mexico we need a corona truck

    +0
  • boredshitless April 28, 2011

    my kegs get hauled with Clydesdale horses and an American flag!

    +1
  • rockinron April 28, 2011

    god bless st louis missouri and the anhieser busch!! fuck that week gay has genny crap.

    -2
  • rockinron April 28, 2011

    i meant hieny crap, i had to many bud lights allready.

    -2
  • etdaddy April 28, 2011

    back it up at my place and i bet i'll get laid for the next 2 years

    +0
  • oicu8abullet April 28, 2011

    Someone find me a crowbar.

    +0
  • dercian April 28, 2011

    god jesus i just wanna fuck now

    +0
  • thundermug April 28, 2011

    That will get at least 100 fat chicks laid.

    +1
  • mccracken April 28, 2011

    probably way cheaper to buy that tanker then gas nowadays!

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi April 28, 2011

    I'm gonna find that truck and hijack the mo-fo.

    +0
  • d90girl April 28, 2011

    NOBODY drinks that shit in Europe but the G I's !!

    I'm German and I KNOW !!!! I fucking hate that shitty Beer !!

    +1
  • island_mon April 28, 2011

    What ever happened to Lowenbrow? that was some good beer. Can't find it anywhere in the deep south anymore.

    +0
  • willylickaball April 28, 2011

    We're gonna need a bigger beer bong

    +1
  • boppalilbit April 29, 2011

    TruckOskunk

    +0
  • bite-me71 April 29, 2011

    I will drink my jack thank you.

    +0
 
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