My girl has really been slipping on the sandwiches lately. I use to get whole wheat bread decked with turkey, ham, and gourmet cheese, topped with onion, tomato, avocado, and spinach leaves. And she flavored it up with my favorite honey mustard and seasonings. But just yesterday, she gives me some Oscar Mayer bull shit with kraft singles on Wonder Bread. You better believe I'm calling the Sandwich Police on her ass.