Call The Sandwich Police

My girl has really been slipping on the sandwiches lately. I use to get whole wheat bread decked with turkey, ham, and gourmet cheese, topped with onion, tomato, avocado, and spinach leaves. And she flavored it up with my favorite honey mustard and seasonings. But just yesterday, she gives me some Oscar Mayer bull shit with kraft singles on Wonder Bread. You better believe I'm calling the Sandwich Police on her ass.

16 Comments
  • lenny9651 May 2, 2011

    they also have an elite donut swat team

    +6
  • clrz1000 May 2, 2011

    Shouldn't it read "sammich"?

    +0
  • iluvkitty May 2, 2011

    All members are men, except for a few butch bitches.

    +0
  • massiveballs May 2, 2011

    Never ask to hold the bacon on a bacon cheese burger

    +5
  • boredshitless May 2, 2011

    his favorite is a b.l.t. hold the l and t!

    +1
  • 2indastink May 2, 2011

    fucking hog roast.

    +1
  • larbob May 2, 2011

    but officer, i had to kill her. she forgot the lettuce on my sammich.

    +1
  • rockinron May 2, 2011

    now thats a city i can live in!!

    -3
  • reddan May 2, 2011

    why have a sandwich when u can have a burger

    +0
  • ghosthunter May 2, 2011

    Sandwich Mass. It's on Capecod..

    +0
  • injun May 2, 2011

    I warned my wife about this.

    +3
  • picklehiesner May 2, 2011

    step out of the car sir ... but I swear I only ate one sandwich im fine

    +0
  • ohwickedwendi May 2, 2011

    As punishment, they take you to subway to watch how to properly prepare sammiches.

    +1
  • maximxj750 May 2, 2011

    where the fuck were they last week when someone ate my subway sandwich in the fridge. I was looking forward to that fucking thing.

    +1
  • downunder69 May 3, 2011

    what next, fag police !

    +1
  • ohwickedwendi May 3, 2011

    ^no, down, Fashion Police^

    +1
 
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