As you no doubt already know, earlier this week, while eating apple pie and singing the Star Spangled Banner, Barack Obama flew down on a golden eagle, into Osama Bin Laden's layer, and single-handedly killed him and his whole crew. After taking pictures, he decided to only show photos of the other guys that nobody cares about. Hmmmm... I guess we just have to take his word. We all know he would never lie to us.