Don't Pretend You Don't Like It

Listen up young Chang. Right now, your young and impressionable mind may think that shit is gross, but when you grow up, you'll realize that enjoying poo is an extremely important part of Asian culture. Besides, I've even heard some people say that a bird shitting on you is good luck. But to me that just sounds like some stupid shit somebody made up to feel better about getting shat on.

  • boredshitless May 11, 2011

    well kid keep feeding them!

  • keymaster May 11, 2011

    Mary Poppins you slag Feed the birds tuppence a bag MY ARSE

  • massiveballs May 11, 2011

    When this Asian grows up he will pay for the birds shit on him.

  • rockinron May 11, 2011

    little did kazcimochie know she would later grow up to be paid hundred's of thousnads of yen to let short fat balding japanese men do this very same thing to her

  • spaulding May 11, 2011

    See, even pigeons don't want the chinks around.

  • virgendestoyer May 11, 2011

    That'll show you to feed me that generic shit!!!

  • ohwickedwendi May 11, 2011

    Why is that kid running?? I thought they loved that shit.

  • ghosthunter May 11, 2011

    Bombs away!!!!

  • jaden May 11, 2011

    Stop..he was adopted by Americans, but this could be the turning point!

  • gabryl May 11, 2011

    well they say it's good luck but it doesn't look like it

  • oicu8abullet May 11, 2011

    Shitting on kids is my business. And business is good.

  • lenny9651 May 11, 2011

    japs hate dive bombers

  • mikem1919 May 11, 2011

    Take that "Kamikaze"

  • 2bit May 11, 2011

    Damn, I wish I could fly.

  • lordan May 11, 2011

    Run Forest Run

  • critterbug May 11, 2011

    Must have fed him bad sushi.

  • reddan May 11, 2011

    pigeons are assholes

  • u-235 May 11, 2011

    Now if that's a Kodak moment!!!

  • pacific May 11, 2011

    See even pigeons know Asian's love to play with shit..

  • maximxj750 May 12, 2011

    Hey I was actually attacked by a bird, a red winged BLackbird that actually chased after me and hit me on the back of the head. Then The bird went up on a near by tree and I knew that the fucker was sitting there laughing at me. How fucking undignifying is that.

  • fattony May 12, 2011

    Smells better now

  • yomammasass May 13, 2011

    Chink ran into a Jersey pigeon.

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