Listen up young Chang. Right now, your young and impressionable mind may think that shit is gross, but when you grow up, you'll realize that enjoying poo is an extremely important part of Asian culture. Besides, I've even heard some people say that a bird shitting on you is good luck. But to me that just sounds like some stupid shit somebody made up to feel better about getting shat on.
well kid keep feeding them!
Mary Poppins you slag Feed the birds tuppence a bag MY ARSE
When this Asian grows up he will pay for the birds shit on him.
little did kazcimochie know she would later grow up to be paid hundred's of thousnads of yen to let short fat balding japanese men do this very same thing to her
See, even pigeons don't want the chinks around.
That'll show you to feed me that generic shit!!!
Why is that kid running?? I thought they loved that shit.
Bombs away!!!!
Stop..he was adopted by Americans, but this could be the turning point!
well they say it's good luck but it doesn't look like it
Shitting on kids is my business. And business is good.
japs hate dive bombers
Take that "Kamikaze"
Damn, I wish I could fly.
Run Forest Run
Must have fed him bad sushi.
pigeons are assholes
Now if that's a Kodak moment!!!
See even pigeons know Asian's love to play with shit..
Hey I was actually attacked by a bird, a red winged BLackbird that actually chased after me and hit me on the back of the head. Then The bird went up on a near by tree and I knew that the fucker was sitting there laughing at me. How fucking undignifying is that.
Smells better now
Chink ran into a Jersey pigeon.